Listen I was quasi in love with you before but now? NOW? Just take off your pants and let's do this already.

This! Ugh, I live on the Gulf Coast and crawfish are a huge deal here. They are tasty but damn it's a messy butt load of work for a tiny bite.

Really, really disappointing gushed made me laugh and throw up in my mouth a little.

Ouch. *cries*

THOT stands for that ho over there. Basically he's saying he wants to be friendly and not have her anger Piss him off to the point that she is no longer his ex/friend/someone he loved and instead becomes someone referred to and minimizes as just that ho over there.

This needs to be starred to the top.

Thanks!!! I'm going to look into it!!!

Poor Doug. That first episode of was so grossed out by him, flash forward a few and I'm personally in love with him and really terrified that Jaime is going to break his heart. I loved catching up with them and seeing that they were solid.

How do you manage perfection all. day. long?

What!? I'm cable less this semester, so no I didn't. OHMYGOD

Regressed fifth grade comfort zone? That's me. Every. Single. Day.

I feeling I have to go into witness protection for admitting this BUT I lived this show. Started watching to hate watch it but ended up really invested in these people. *sigh* I feel better having gotten that off my chest.

Well now I know what I'm doing to my ex husband's truck this weekend. Thanks!!!

Ugh. It seems like no one talks about these things. My dad was given beta blockers during a cardiac event and it triggered the most obscene case of psoriasis. Fast forward to a dermatologist letting us know that is a common drug that unlocks latent psoriasis.

Even with her leg off I might mistake her from Aviva from Real Housewives.

I as-salamu LIKE-um this comment.

I have a sister who is super not into loving things and I have never k of how to express it before. I'm stealing your phrase.

I've been wanting to do that since last weekend.

Pie crust does NOT have yeast. Flour, butter and ice cold water. :-)

American politics:choosing the best guy you hate less.