I was really hoping it was a cake.

And a cookbook for cooking only in toaster ovens if I am remembering correctly.

I'm currently workin on a degree in history with a focus on modern Arab/American policy and people FREAK when they see my car. Yes, the interior is covered in pink shag and it has eyelashes and dumb vanity plates. Why can't I be smart and funny and girly and silly? I often get accused of "dumbing myself down."

Noooooo! Not my imaginary best friend!! She's just a social drunk, like me.

I have a friend who looks JUST LIKE DAVID CROSS and when they got married he used it as some sort of "I will also pull hot chicks because this proves I'm hot" justification. FYI he didn't.

I mean I can dream right?

This is going to be my new passive aggressive texting action. So thank you for this.

I'll stage a jail break for you if you will kidnap her and find out what he is using to extort her for this obvious sham marriage.

Because I don't watch Two and a Half Men I didn't get this and kept searching for something about David Cross...

Ok, I super really, legitimately want the pancake conveyor belt maker thingy.

I see these allllll over my college campus.

I spent every moment she was onscreen staring at her hair. What was real and what was extension? What purpose did the little side curls serve? Is her hair stylist blind and or pulling some horrible prank on her? Is she blind or pulling some horrible prank on us?

These are my favorite...

Caftan, duh. Don't your read Jezebel? ;-)

When will you be doing the public snogging? I'd like to RSVP for that.

Is it just me or is someone in the Gawkerverse watching a lot of channel 11? This is the third story this week featuring KHOU.

Dear Andy Cohen,

The WalMart line made me LOL fur rill.

I LOVE grackles. I personally think they are beautiful and yes, I do live in TX.

This is actually groundbreaking!! Good on Connecticut. This is what many have been arguing for so long "well if you were married you could have this" "great then we wanna get married" "sorry you can't be married"