You forgot Oprah, Joy Behar, Whoopie Goldberg, and about thirty thousand others.

This is how most civil wars begin.

And it’s that modest profile that throws me off. I never even heard of the guy until Trump started putting his ass on blast. Still barely know who he is.

From Trump-slayer to self-owning whacko, this has been one wild ride.  I’m still rooting for her.  She’s a strong, brave, and daring woman so I think we have to, but she’s got to tune that filter.  So many unforced errors, including her latest haircut.  I preferred her short hair.  

I don’t understand the extremist right’s obsession with George Soros. He’s just a guy that has opinions, like the rest of us. The only difference is that he has some money so he can promote his ideas. So what are these ideas?

Is that Conan O’Brien?

Well, I think the idea of an annual purge is actually a pretty sensible one and I’m hoping one day it’s written into law.  I just am not a fan of obliteration endings where everything gets obliterated.

I think you are extremely confused. Possibly more confused than anybody in the history of this planet has ever been. If there is alien life out there, your confusion would make them forgo Earth. If a grain of sand was the maximum amount of confusion to have been scientifically observed in a human being, we would need…

My thoughts exactly, James. Look where we are rn. Look what we - men - have done. This world wasn’t always like this. It wasn’t always this violent, this absurd, this scary. The world is this way because men have taken us here, and it’s on us men to recognize that and hand over control.

It will obviously end with a nuclear event. It shouldn’t as it’s way too obvious, but it will. And that’s a god damned shame.

That’s only true if the general level of illness remains constant over time, which is unlikely and also the reason we need single payer. 

Try understanding things from the female perspective, bro.  They aren’t your toys.  Dismissed. 

Amazon is super convenient and my Alexa certainly makes home life easier. That said, they could really stand to hire more women into their C-Suite offices. Even before that though they need to flatten out the gender pay gap. It’s worse in Silicon Valley than anywhere else these days, save for Ms. Sandberg’s specific…

Guess I’m older than most around here.  No, I meant September 11th, 2001.  This is exactly like that except the terrorist is Trump.

If being a truth teller is intellectually dishonest these days then sign me up.

Confused.  Citation for Trump’s involvement in today’s terrorist attacks on our country?

Did they play Seinfeld bass after the cut?

Even in 2018 every single industry is dominated by men, and that doesn’t exclude the entertainment industry. We need to do a much better job of creating and protecting gender inclusivity. We also need to close the gender pay gap which has been widening since January 20th, 2017.

It’s easy to joke about this but make no mistake: We are under attack and this is war. 

This feels just like 911.