Witnesses saw the suspect leaving the stadium dressed as the following:

Looks like the Refugee Olympic team just upgraded the 5 on their Tokyo squad.

Uhh it’s Mitchell. Get it right, turdmuffin.

Does this mean schwarber is out for the crosstown cup?

He transferred from IU to G’Town, homie.

Chapman was on the Yankees when he served the suspension. Nice.

This is an example of deadspin making peace with the best fans in baseball by promoting cubbie rival reading material?

Was entire deadspin staff waitlisted from NU?

Chicagos size 10 team.

¡Javvy Baezball!