I don’t think I’ve ever been to a concert where the main act wasn’t like an hour+ late. I just assume that shit is happening going in.

; or his making a literal federal case out of the whole thing

What’s the opposite of war? Probably that. Can we send them a thank you card?

I feel like this may be a sign that you may not be a good video game developer.

I can forgive false promises because hey, its a small indie team, shit happens, etc.

It’s not more realistic. Cars and wet streets look like polished mirrors. Since when does real life look like that?

The dual anthem was cool. Hockey game style.

The Mist: The Game

Hey Chris, the other sox will let you wear whatever the fuck you want.

Seriously how autistic are you

You left out the part about “well regulated”. Gun control is regulation, stupid.

Probably something like “NFL has suspended Tom Brady and fined @Patriots a first rounder due to football air pressure”

When did Conan get so hot?

I used to get into car accidents when I was a kid. Stupid accidents. Backed into a pole. Hit a minivan because I was eating KFC takeout. Hit an old guy on a bike. Then I started riding, took an MSF course, and I haven’t had an accident in like 10 years.

Let me be very clear I’m not defending HB2 here - but the civil rights act of 1964 in no way labels gender identity or sexual orientation as a protected class. I guess they could stretch the definition of “sex” if they wanted to, but that’s pretty clearly meant to refer to discrimination against women, for example. In…

That’s not a coincidence. Midair is made by tribes players.

Kraft might not, but it’s not his lawsuit.

This is exactly what crashing a motorcycle on the highway is like. A fantastic wipeout, and NOT ONE FUCKING CAR STOPS.

Is it really white-washing when you’re talking about a prosthetic body? The major always seemed a bit fair, anyway. And you just know ScarJo will fucking kill it.