Look, getting hit by a foul ball is super rare, considering the sheer number of spectators at MLB games every year. But people have to pay attention. That’s always been the case for 100 years. Putting netting around the entire park makes people feel safe, but maybe they shouldn’t feel safe? People have to keep their…

Look, I don’t know about you, but if someone interrupted my run, I’d be fucking pissed.

Nevermind the civil liberties argument, how do professional fucking athletes decide its a good idea to smoke? It’s your job to be athletic and run and shit, and you’re fucking smoking?

BUT THE INTEGRITY OF THE GAME

It’s the games industry, which is a part of the larger entertainment industry. You think there are no dancers at say, an oscars afterparty?

People dancing? At a party?

I was wondering how they got j-law to sign onto this before you mentioned her name.. DAMN she’s a dead-ringer

Everytime something like this happens, I still wonder how is this not illegal? If I intentionally try to break someone’s neck in a bar fight, I go to jail. If I do it in the superbowl in front of 100 million people though, that’s all good?

If I didn’t quit running when it was 5 degrees out, I’m not going to quit now.

Five days late. But better than nothing.

Everyone found that panda in like 2 seconds. The real question is, did you find C-3PO?

I am shocked - shocked - that a company that decided to buy a tricked out BUS to promote a game (that wasn’t out) failed. Shocked. Did I tell you I was shocked?

Except in Australia, where they haven’t had a mass shooting since.

Yeah, your hunting rifle will protect you from an oppressive government.

There are female astronauts. Are these special ops guys so impressed with themselves they think their job is harder than living in space for a year?

protip: when you’re doing the glitch, and you hit the button enough times so that the vendor runs out of caps, you can switch back to the vendors inventory, select the (now probably 300+) stack of ammo, and try to buy it. It will *double* your money. Over. And over.

I have a friend in a military band. He’s been to more than a few games, they treat him well, they get great seats, vip treatment, meet the cheerleaders, the whole deal. I could think of worse ways for the military industrial complex to spend its money.

Tom supported Trump because they’re golfing buddies, and when everyone was calling him a cheater, Trump was the guy who had his back. I don’t think it has anything to do with politics.

Two “crashes”

MOBAs fucking suck and I don’t get the interest in the genre at all. There, I said it.