It’s not just the cgi (which is awful) - it’s the direction that has me worried. There’s no imagination to the shots, just simple pans, static shots.. boring movements, boring location, boring music. The ship looks dead, almost robotic. It doesn’t feel like there’s a crew in there, it feels like I’m watching a 3d…

Seriously how autistic are you

You left out the part about “well regulated”. Gun control is regulation, stupid.

Probably something like “NFL has suspended Tom Brady and fined @Patriots a first rounder due to football air pressure”

“Plus how many launches will be in an unrecoverable mode (beyond earth orbit)?”

When did Conan get so hot?

I’m kind of torn. On one hand, this sounds like a bad idea. On the other, Ajit Pai is against it, and he’s a fucking dipshit. If he’s against it, it’s probably for the best.

I used to get into car accidents when I was a kid. Stupid accidents. Backed into a pole. Hit a minivan because I was eating KFC takeout. Hit an old guy on a bike. Then I started riding, took an MSF course, and I haven’t had an accident in like 10 years.

Let me be very clear I’m not defending HB2 here - but the civil rights act of 1964 in no way labels gender identity or sexual orientation as a protected class. I guess they could stretch the definition of “sex” if they wanted to, but that’s pretty clearly meant to refer to discrimination against women, for example. In…

That’s not a coincidence. Midair is made by tribes players.

Kraft might not, but it’s not his lawsuit.

This is exactly what crashing a motorcycle on the highway is like. A fantastic wipeout, and NOT ONE FUCKING CAR STOPS.

Is it really white-washing when you’re talking about a prosthetic body? The major always seemed a bit fair, anyway. And you just know ScarJo will fucking kill it.

Different TIE. That was a first order special ops two seater.

Look, getting hit by a foul ball is super rare, considering the sheer number of spectators at MLB games every year. But people have to pay attention. That’s always been the case for 100 years. Putting netting around the entire park makes people feel safe, but maybe they shouldn’t feel safe? People have to keep their…

You know that guy in ESB who says “You’ll die out there!” and then Han says “Then I’ll see you in hell!” ?? It’s totally that guy.

Or the twin sunsets is the other obvious choice

Look, I don’t know about you, but if someone interrupted my run, I’d be fucking pissed.

GMA? Fuck man, just put it on Fox and Friends and call it a day.

Yeah, no one would ever use it to gauge a speedo’s accuracy, and then just use the accurate speedo. That’d be crazy!