Alleged.

How come I never see you on Deadspin’s Kobe Bryant posts? 

Ronaldo’s brain processes the ball in the air (and really everything going on during play) at a level that doesn’t really seem human. A company (that I cant recall) did what was essentially a marketing video doubling as a case study in how Ronaldo does what he does. They crossed him a few balls with the lights on and…

The Union’s role in setting up this system that allows teams to screw young players with the (now increasingly unrealistic) expectation that it means more money in the pot for vets.

The NFLPA has this problem too. 

Again, where is the conversation about nearly every pro union’s abdication of its duties in this area?

I agree with that part. So again, where is the conversation placing all of this into context? It seems like a great opportunity to talk about how the Union is letting young people get screwed in favor of protecting veterans and how that dynamic plays out across the sports landscape. 

None of y’all are writing about Sale and Davis’ struggles in the context of the slow free agent market over the last two off seasons (that I’m aware of).

This is what I don’t understand about people on the internet. Did your peepee get stiff cuz you called me an asshole lol.

Where are all the take downs of MJ?

It’s only entertainment 

AB would probably catch 200 passes if he played for the Pats. It wouldn’t be very fair. But gosh it would be fun to watch the absurd shit talking and see how Belicheat reacts to it.

“Had you given Brock/Rollins this ending, Lesnar would still be suplexing the referee through the streets of New Jersey this morning.”

I lol’d  

lol shitty people succeed whether we want them to or not. And “shitty” is pretty relative.

AB is (more likely than not) going to succeed, regardless of your or my wishes, because he is one of the 5 most talented people on the planet at his specific craft. And he wasn’t born that way. He worked himself into it. And he…

I clutched my pearls when you said you rooted for sCam Newton. That was honestly the most offensive thing in this article.

I suppose that speaks to how normal Southern white people being oblivious has become to me.

I’m sure I’m in the minority, but I hope AB goes out and breaks the receptions or touchdowns or yardage record and just continues to be a dick. It’s funny to observe the disruption that occurs when a great athlete doesn’t wear the humble guy costume we ask them to put on when they are outside the lines. 

Ah, the intersection of journalism and money. 

This is what I came to say. This is just leverage.  

Doug Flutie was better than Rob Johnson.

Holy revisionist history, Batman!

Flutie was better than Johnson. Bias against short guys is what caused the Bills to shit on him.

My favorite is him saying“what do you guys think I’m an idiot” to an official telling him that the review comes from upstairs in a game where he blew a time out because he threw his challenge flag not realizing that he couldn’t because the review came from upstairs. 

I think it’s really unfair to the dipshits to act like the Ravens’ 3-1 record with Jackson disproves their points.

Jackson is worse than Bortles in: completion percentage, yards per attempt, yards per completion, and yards per game. They are essentially even in qb rating and interception percentage. Jackson only has 2…