Kind of a travesty this hasn’t gotten way more run. 8th place ran a 44.6 absolutely the fastest 400m race ever. Top three under 44 for the first time in Olympic history. World Record, Season Best, Season Best, National Record, Personal Best, National Record from the top 6.

good take

The first customer service person told me it wasn’t the policy anymore, but then I guess she saw I was a prime member and transferred me to another department. The next guy tried to offer me an extra month of Prime. I asked for a refund instead and he put me on hold for a bit then got it done. As Denverchris said, I…

The first customer service person told me it wasn’t the policy anymore, but then I guess she saw I was a prime…

If you're like me and bought an Amazon gadget in the past week, here's a pro-tip: they'll refund the difference between your purchase price and the sale price.

If you're like me and bought an Amazon gadget in the past week, here's a pro-tip: they'll refund the difference…

I saw the title and said to myself “Deadspin hired a brother?” 😂

I’ve found cover letters to be a useful medium for highlighting interesting things in a way you don’t really get the opportunity to do in resumes.

Dhalsim, a character from the popular street fighter series of fighting games. One of his moves was the ability to extend his arms and legs really far for attacks. I used it to show that OP was reaching really far for that joke attempt.

Not really. Creatine and protein supplementation is “doping.” It's just legal.

Antonio Cromartie begs to differ.

Any translators in the audience?

Can’t blame ‘em...I’d hit that

I think the douches are the folks who feel the urge to get violent over sporting events. Why in the world should there be a dress code for you not to get your head caved in while attending a GAME?

No worries.

Yeah, I figured. Hence the “well done.” The irony snark was just about folks who generally have no clue what irony actually is.

Irony is accurately pointing out that something is incoherent while also managing to be incoherent. Well done.

I lol’d

What the heck is going on with his right knee in the pic? It looks like it should be a horror tackle pick.

Chris is gonna be ok. Don't worry.

“I fail to see how it cannot be anyone’s responsibility but my own” = I don’t understand how it is not someone else’s fault. Right? Shouldn’t it be, “I fail to see how it could be anyone’s responsibility but my own?”