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Triple H. Macy
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Louisiana, anyone? (Yeah, born and raised.)

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the

Owen is not reintroduced sporting a bushy woodsman’s beard, but he is first scene building his own house in the middle of nowhere, so close enough.

I just hope that someday I can dress as well as him.

We all need to fucking chill about spoilers. If a movie is only good if you know 0 plot details going in, it’s a shitty movie.

Shasta McNasty was the greatest TV series ever, yo.

No, he means he hasn’t ever, he’s just a huge Platonist, every football is a shoddy approximation of the “real” “ideal” football which he will only understand through philosophy.

You do have the Astros and Rockets, though.

Fun fact: if you have a drink every time there is a scene shot with a “Dutch angle”, you will die of alcohol poisoning.

Plus would better fit looped over his Chopped victory dance. If someone was so inclined.

Re: pureed soups.

Agreed. “Drew Has Got a Chub” syncs better to Janie’s got a Gun.

Re the slow slide into Derpmentia of 90's Comedians:

But with the quarterback market being what it is, every move is going to look like a gamble.

Ugh. Every shot is needlessly sped up by someone who thinks that silent films were all fast and jerky. In their original projection speed they were just as smooth as modern films. It was only when later projected at standard sound speed, which was faster, that they became accelerated.

I can’t imagine why a team located in a city whose flood victims he mocked wouldn’t want to sign him. Truly a harrowing injustice.

The NFL has never felt less vital.

I mean, you aren’t “winning” you’re being paid for referrals in free gear. Most companies give you cash or discounts, but free stuff is nice too.