What is your favorite food item to slice, dice, chop, mince, etc.?

I think in this scenario Texas would seize the opportunity to cut bait and go it alone. It could function as an independent neutral zone, and with all its oil production could export to two countries rather than just one.

Any honest Texans fan who’d really looked into McNair knew he was in the Top 5 of worst NFL owners. He’s been such a methodical snake-in-the-grass scum-fuck for a long time and was very successful working in the shadows. My personal theory is he wants to sell the team off after seeing how Jerry Richardson is probably…

This is one of the signs of the end times.

Not exactly on topic, but...

If you guys thought The Deer Hunter had endless, insufferable scenes, wait til you get a load of Heaven’s Gate.

Goddammit. I hate this fucking team.

Breaking Bad. I watched the first season after it aired and then didn’t watch another episode until last year. I started by watching Better Call Saul last year, and after season three ended I decided it was a good time to give Breaking Bad another shot. Both are (obviously) incredible shows.

If he dies...he dies.

What are the odds Donald Trump knows a single person’s birthday?

“Drew Has Got a Boner” syncs better to Dude Looks Like a Lady than it does to Janie’s Got a Gun.

Since everyone is submitting sad, depressing albums, I will come out of left field with Magnetic Fields’ 69 Love Songs. It has those tracks you just want to cry to, but there’s also a lot of goofy and hopeful songs about love. I wish I had known about this album during my worst breakups, because the different…

I bought this TV (P605) at Best Buy near the end of last year, and I cannot recommend it enough. The only difference between the P605 and P607 is the former is a Best Buy exclusive, $50 cheaper, and doesn’t have the voice remote like the 607. It should go on sale in the next few months, but I paid full price and have…

I bought this TV (P605) at Best Buy near the end of last year, and I cannot recommend it enough. The only difference…

Since we’re in the realm of fantasy, I say go hog wild with it. Eliminate pass interference penalties, formation penalties, forward pass rules, and all replay review.

This is just like that one time I saw Weekend at Bernie’s II on TNT.

I can’t wait for James Harden to partner with a shady Chinese startup for his own BeardCoin cryptocurrency.

I hadn’t heard about this, but that would be much easier than the current system and I hope they get around to implementing it. Currently Coinbase locks in the price at the time of purchase for a bank draft, which isn’t the worst if you’re trying to buy and hold, but if you’re trying to withdraw and buy altcoins it’s…

I had this same issue while purchasing through a BoA credit card, but not through a bank draft. The credit card fees are trash, but if you’re looking to buy immediately it’s useful. A bank draft usually takes 5-7 days to clear.

You’re at some party and all they have is a couple coolers stocked with only standard crappy American Big Brews: Bud, Bud Light, Miller Lite, High Life, Coors, Coors Lite, you get the picture. Which do you drink and why?

You wanna know what I think? I think you’re some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts.