You know when fluoridation first began? Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any…

“Chloramine, and on top of that they’re putting in fluoride. Call me a conspiracy theorist…”

I did not know this. Thank you for this tidbit.

That picture makes Drew look like a cousin of Sloth from the Goonies that just got released from jail.

I know it’s easy to trash the Xbox, but I recently purchased the One S for the sole purpose of playing 4k Blu-rays. I’ve owned every Playstation console through PS4, and haven’t purchased an Xbox since the original came out. I know this isn’t representative of everyone’s experience, but that’s a sale Microsoft made…

ITEM #36-4468190 – GOLD MONOGRAMMED DOUBLE OLD FASHIONED GLASS

I don’t have a question or advice, but I am jealous. Acoustic T-Pain is best T-Pain.

Is that what Communion is like? That’s horrific. I would rather face eternal damnation than drink from a backwash goblet.

I am also a Texans fan and find myself in the same apathy boat. My Sundays have significantly improved by doing literally anything else. I’m still basking from the World Series anyway.

One of my friends back in college unknowingly spilled an entire bottle of malt vinegar in his car. He never could get it truly cleaned. That smell in the Texas heat was the worst and I have flashbacks just thinking about it.

Love the username.

It’s no surprise that people are so willingly suckered into purchasing an ‘efficient’ machine that can only use expensive and wasteful proprietary plastic cup technology. People who only drink trash coffee just want their trashcan coffee as quickly as possible.

There was a reference to a secret FBI project called “Berenstain” back in season two, so Esmail is definitely either toying with us or building up to something huge.

Looks like they just signed Matt McGloin. That didn’t take long. At least I can enjoy the Astros parade before I resume hating life.

Who Let the Dogs Out is a strong contender for worst song ever. I went to a high school where the mascot was a bulldog during the heyday of that song’s popularity. Did they play that song every single Friday for the pep rally? You know they did.

Sweet Caroline is, for me, easily the worst on this list. How so many people can be enthralled by this creepy pedophilia song blows my mind. Neil Diamond sucks.

Sbarro and Little Caesar’s are rounding out the Top 3? What the fuck is wrong with you all? I’d rather catch gonorrhea than eat that garbage.

Absolutely. I don’t need to see an amateurish group rendition of Othello in the end zone. Spike the ball next to a guy’s head and get on with the show.

My in-laws have very weird “rules” when we have a family dinner at a restaurant.

Worst baby has to be that 3D dancing baby from the late 90s, right?