People need to stop complaining. Everyone at my office here in Houston came in dragging ass this morning, and no one regrets it. One or two sleepless nights out of the year will not kill you, so pump your body full of stimulants and tough it out. It’s not as though those aren’t readily available literally everywhere…

This game was so good I forgot football even existed last night, and I had watched the Texans lose earlier in what was also an incredible game.

Psht. Real fans haven’t slept since Game 3.

I know this is already old news in what has been a wild news day, but all three of them were cool with it. Here’s the full story: http://www.chron.com/sports/astros/article/Story-behind-man-ripping-World-Series-ball-out-of-12316216.php

I haven’t watched the video, but have heard the theory before, and it seems the most plausible explanation. It would also explain why it had to be covered up, even though it was an accident. It’s not a good look for the secret service.

I haven’t watched the video, but have heard the theory before, and it seems the most plausible explanation. It would also explain why it had to be covered up, even though it was an accident. It’s not a good look for the secret service.

This is such an underrated Carpenter film. It’s not his best, but it’s one of my favorites.

Not to overshadow airline bullshit or interrupt the debate between the pickle eaters and everyone else, but don’t let that Penn State article slip past you unread. It’s a horrifying account of a guy slowly dying over 12 hours while the people around him propped him up like a marionette rather than calling for help.

This was exactly my thought. I have no sympathy for this guy. What a dipshit.

I used to really like crate digging at record stores if they had fair pricing. It’s a good way to build a collection early on. The worst is when you go to an antique store where some old lady thinks her scratched up Herb Alpert records are some lost goldmine. I want those stores to burn down.

The longer I stare at this, the more impressive it becomes.

the Texans must be thrilled to find a quarterback who won’t be the weakest part of the offense.

Miller High Life, or GTFO. There’s a reason it’s called the Champagne of Beers.

These poems read like they were ripped out of someone’s OKCupid profile.

This is the only true and correct take. Jingoism is a blight on our country.

RE: grizzly vs. man

I fucking loved this movie.

If you’re a Discover card holder, they’re offering daily monitoring of your SSN through Experian. I have no idea if this is a new feature, but I signed up. I’m not going to trust Equifax’s TrustedID that waives your right to a class action suit.

RE: Bacon packaging

I second this. Give to the Food Bank, if you give at all. Don’t give to the Red Cross, because only like 0.14% of that money will go to the victims here.