No more people making babies, so…think about it.

You're living in a world that doesn't exist, brother. You're expecting everybody in the world to be decent, and that surely will never, ever happen.

"She was x-rated" actually made me laugh out loud.

Laziness! You can always clean up and backup your data by hooking up to an external hard drive once in awhile.

#leakforjlaw

I thought she was making fun of Pizza Hut.

After 18 years of that change, no more pedophiles, either.

Angry, mental teenagers?

Maybe if it were funny, people would have seen it and been warned!

He's a fuckin LOON.

Not really true. Your pics would be leaked to family and friends, and/or used to blackmail you. Imagine if that happened to you in high school. It would be absolutely devastating. Regular schlubs (HS girls, mostly) have their lives destroyed all the time because of this.

Maybe getting our precious celebrities involved will bring the hammer down on all the shitheels that leak their ex-gf pics to their entire high school, ruining that girls life, without her having the benefit of FBI involvement and hoards of fans coming to their rescue. Instead, they get an entire grouping of their…

Ignorant. Liking dudes doesn't make you any worse or better. There's just more of us to fuck things up.

Definitely. Thankfully, gawker gave us a whole master list explaining exactly who each woman is, and what they're famous for. Yes, this happened.

Yep, they're angry teenagers, for the most part.

Polaroids, man.

I used to love the interviews on Hatesong when the interviewee would just have a visceral hatred to a song. They just hated it and tore it apart on every level. But, I'm kind of liking these Hatesong interviews where some douche tries to go deep and interpret meaning and lyrical intent and is just exposed for having…

Glorious.

Holy hell, this dude had NO idea what he was talking about. I love that the interviewer knew everything about the song and disputed nearly every one of Max's interpretations. What a clod.

"I know you love Christmas and you want it to be all about what it's all about."