@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Yeah, I read that and was like, yeah, dude, you literally can't wait anymore.

@MizJenkins: So true. I see this play out in so many female co-workers/acquaintances (not friends, thank God.) They'll pick a guy, usually with the vague reasoning that "We have fun together!" and then start in with the gentle suggestions about their friends/finances/plans for life and eventually build into a…

@skatez: I am. There's some great buys there...I rarely have the patience to look for them though. I'm not a very good vintage shopper...

"To promote the Garment District, designers outfitted mannequins..."

I'm curious to know what this newest Court Adventure will be. We've already seen exactly how important LL thinks court is. I can't wait for her new, insane excuses for why she has to be 6hrs late or a total no-show for court.

@BeckySharper: That's another thing that made me doubtful. She's 54 and is working at an upscale hotel spa- surely she's got several years of experience under her belt and this was not her first experience with a randy client? Like, it's an unfortunate fact, but some people don't understand that not all massages…

@SlappySquirrel: One hand, I see that- why make up something that stupid? On the other hand, it just sounds so much like some 50's b-movie or Lifetime special attempted rape scenario that someone with limited imagination would be like, "Ah, yes, this is how it happens in the movies! First he grabbed me, than he…

Her story sounds less like reality and more like a Benny Hill skit. I totally get the "Teflon coating" scenario where it's like, who's a jury going to believe, this kid/hooker/waitress or a judge/doctor/senator?, but come on. She said "Get off me, you big lummox!" and then tried to distract him with chocolates? …

@lezebel-in-chief: Make yourself a Bloody Mary with that shit and you may feel differently.

@WaffleCopter: You beat me to it. But seriously, these are so weird . Was this some sort of late-night infomercial shit or do Japanese women really do this weak step-aerobics in their living rooms while learning bizarre stand-alone phrases?

I'd rather listen to the real Japanese work out videos:

The only, only time I have a problem with teensy-weensy booty shorts- like, the ones that are really only bathing suit bottoms and half your ass cheek is hanging out- is when I see someone wearing them on public transport. I need more than an eye-patch and a wish between my vag and the seats on the T, and I want the…

Can we start a collection to pay for a cover-up tattoo? This is just so sad.

@variousentry: I removed it and said married men weren't my thing. To be totally honest, had he not been married, there would have been no issue for me, so I didn't have the heart to report him.

@gertymac: One of the VPs at my last job stuck his hand in my pants at our sales meeting several years ago. I couldn't believe it. Like, maybe they get away with that on Mad Men, but it's been a solid 40yrs since that shit flew, buddy.

If this was a cake, it would be made by taking every 80's after-school special mixed with all the episodes of 7th Heaven, sprinkled liberally with every middle-school Shakespeare production and baked in an oven made out the videos about the dangers of teen sex we had to make in 10th grade health class.

@RandomReformed: Seriously. That's just such a dick move. Hey, how about this one day isn't about you and how super cool you are, huh? No? Your "art" is so important you've got to upstage a bunch of highschoolers? Oh, well, carry on then.

Papaya masks. They leave your skin baby soft.

So when my cousin P was about 2yrs old, my dad bought him a toy power tool set. The saw buzzed, the drill whirred, the hammer went BOING! You get the picture. P loved it and played with it incessantly for about two weeks before my uncle, badly sleep deprived and feeling like he was spending every day in a Vegas…

I was temping at a design company and came across some photos of two houses which turned out to be the owner's and his mother's Palm Beach homes, and both were FULL of this shit. And not just lawn jockeys. They were very multi-cultural in their weird statue-furniture. There were life-size "Oriental" guys made to…