This gives me the jibblies as much as the next person, and my first reaction was totally one of revulsion, and "WTF do you mean, "too big"?

@Moretta: Honestly, no matter what she does, she'll be told many things about her body through her life. Dance is such a great experience and a great education and a great work out that it would be a shame to hold her back from it just because someone might tell her something that will hurt her feelings.

@bumpcitykitty: Well said, on both points.

If someone spilled a drink on Lindsay's leg, why wouldn't she have taken to Twitter to say that instead of "There's absolutely no physical way that it went off."?

@Vidya108: "US-style radical look-at-me individualism isn't going to cut it as a guiding philosophy for a sustainable global social order."

@Penny: The last 3 weddings I've been to have featured this. It's cute and all, but seriously, by the time this little ceremony goes on, I'm already woozy on champagne and end up sitting there, like, "CAN WE JUST FUCKING EAT NOW?!"

@meritxell: an erotic life: That's the thing that kinda kills me. What's so bad about an unfulfilled desire? Desires- be they to have sex, be a CEO, have 20 kids or make a pretty necklace- make us do things. Sometimes we don't get to do all the things we want. Tough shit. I have an unfulfilled desire to be on…

Man, this guy must be loads of fun at parties. "I know you think you're having fun right now, but this is all meaningless and horrible. Do you know what the carbon footprint of that glass of champagne is? Oh, you have a kid? He's going to bawl his eyes out when his first girlfriend dumps him, and probably will…

I'd actually love some power tools designed for women, even if they do end up coming in pink. I've got little lady-hands and have used an awful lot of tools that were nearly too big for me to use. Drills, especially, tend to be big for me to hold and get a good angle with and pull the button in all at the same time.

@yet i: Even that's not safe. I offered my seat to a woman who I thought looked to be well into her third trimester only to find out, no, she was just fat. And hugely offended.

@ExtensionOfBob: Yeah? Well, your dinner-date privilege is showing. Also, I find your post to be very noise-fucking-centric. I ask that you reconsider your views on noise fucking as they are oppressive to those who are unable to fuck the noise. WHY DO YOU HATE THE DEAF?

@vitajex: How dare you make a joke about Bond villain names! You must be a dumb American who is afraid of everyone not named Smith or Jones! Your name privilege is showing! I will know treat you like an idiot based on this one silly comment. WHY DO YOU HATE THE DUTCH, HUH?

@JanaNye: I'd wager 35yrs in a Peruvian jail is tantamount to a death sentence. Those places are a giant pits of hell. Best place for him.

"FreckleLeech" is probably one of the funniest things I will hear or read this week.

Those shoes drive me insane. When the MBTs first came out a few years ago, they came with this ad that was like, "Wear these sneakers while you walk 2-3 miles a day, or 45 minutes daily and in three weeks, your thighs, hips and butt will be toned up and slimmed down!"

I know the argument for using thin models is that fashion is aspirational, and I understand that, both in a personal and a marketing sense. I see beautiful women in magazines and think, wow, I wish I looked like that (and was in a bikini on my private tropical beach on a $6k lounger), and marketing-wise, that's what…

I like when people specify what they're going to shoot you with. As though they might come up and shoot you with, say, an ice cream cone or a Venetian blind. Or a turkey.

@teenypanini09: I feel like culling this article from a website called "Guyisms" and getting worked up about it's content is akin to a PETA blogger going to, like, JuicySteaksonaGrill.com and being like, "Look! Look what they're doing! 66 ways to EAT MEAT! They're the WORST!"

I'm a little baffled by this on-going conservatorship. Well, not baffled, I guess, as much as assuming the worst? Because I was under the impression that it's very, very hard to get that sort of thing over another adult, and it's really only granted in extreme "immediate danger to themselves or others" type…

@HarrietB.: I think this is a valid point. As someone over on Gawker pointed out, never trust a grown man with short flat bangs like that.