@EmD_MD: Ha. Seriously.

This has nothing to do with the article, but that picture makes me happy. I've got a tattoo in the same place, so I'm pretty psyched to see hers is not completely warped. Here's hoping my future bumps(s) stay similarly compact.

@One Calamitous Angel: I can't stand "FML" because it has been abused to death by a few people I'm facebook-friends with whose lives are just soooooo difficult aaaallll the tiiiiiiimmmeee. Every minor inconvenience must be updated with that tacked on the end. "Tanya's party is tonight but I'm working till 9. FML" …

"Pregnant at 37: Can I do that? CNN has the answer: Yes, but you need eggs and money."

12:34 But Carrie and the gals can't stay. They have to catch a flight. How will they get past the mob?

This might be one of the most offensive movies ever made on about 84 different levels.

@AnnaBanana: How amazing would it be if Samantha launches into some big "Don't slut-shame me because I give amazing blowjobs and have sex with 23053543 people and spend all my time thinking about my vagina!" and the dude and his wife are like, "Not everything is about your sex life, Crazypants, and we're not judging…

@ricanhavoc: SERIOUSLY. Wow. Are they trying to kill this whole franchise by making them all as unlikeable, insane and out-of-touch as possible?

@missbananafish: Anything with truffle is worth any amount of money asked for it. True fact.

@jpeams: @HannahBethD: @1girl: @copper_caddy: Ha, I'm glad I'm not alone in my Superlatives shame.

The only problem with my HS year book is that in the superlatives, I, the winner of Most Sophisticated (Girl), am standing next to Most Sophisticated (Boy), who was arrested in To Catch A Predator-esque sting about five years later, thus ruining my superlative, asshole. Because that's the most serious and tragic part…

There's a lot of non-traditional registries for vacations and stuff- you could "register" for, like, American Airlines gift cards. A lot of big resorts- and Disneyland, for that matter- let people register for spa treatments or dinners at their nicer restaurants. I also read about a couple recently who registered…

Not that Kourtney Kardashian has said she's having more kids, but what happens if you get a tummy tuck and then get pregnant again? Do you get, like, double the stretch marks because you've got less skin to stretch?

@Zombies make the heart grow fonder: I was just coming here to say someone was owed an apology...

@moonkitten: Is it British-English for Cellulitis, maybe? I wondered about that too.

@Jessybessy: with or without animals: " I've made some TERRIBLE decisions in the past, and I think it's more of a feeling of relief that I'm finally in a nice, healthy relationship and out of all that dramatic mess."

This is weirdly timely for me. I'm not sure why, but this week I feel like everyone I know has been going on and on about what jerk their boyfriend is, or how stupid their husband is or selfish their wife is or how their baby's dad skipped town. After a 6-page text this morning from one friend about how her live-in…

@JerseyGrrrl: So I'd say I'm in the 23%. My boyfriend and I aren't trying- we're not always as 110% careful as we could be, but we take at least basic precautions- but if I got knocked up, it wouldn't be the worst thing. I mean, sure, we'd like to be married and have a house first, but if that doesn't happen until…

@SlayBelle: Ooooh. I didn't realize this was an old story. I should've guessed it from the hats.

You know, I thought Angelea's fuzzy pic was something going wrong with my tv because it was so grainy it couldn't possibly be the one they were actually using. Do you think at that point they already knew the producers were sending her home regardless and were like, "Fuck it, just take a Polaroid."?