Oh, so these dudes are kind of like the Auditors, eh?

@pissiechrissie: Oh, certainly. And muscle vs. fat and all that. I mean, I know how there can be such a difference. I guess what I'm really amazed at is the stock people put in the numbers themselves when they're really just as arbitrary as the stupid sizes.

@Kitten is an 80s rocker: You know, I get this rule for just about every other post about weight, but this is actually a post solely about weight and size numbers. Seems a little weird to turn around and be like "No! Bad Jezebelles! Not your numbers! No!"

Never mind dress sizes, it's crazy to me how people can carry the same weight so differently. I'm just over 5' and 115lbs is bone-thin on me- to the point that people were asking if I had cancer. I can't imagine trying to stretch it out over another 8"- but on this girl, she's slender and healthy-looking, not at…

I am pretty sure in the next interview with Taylor Momsen that I read, she will claim to have invented wearing too much black eyeliner.

@TheHollyCat: @lalaland13:

"Hippocrate Mertsaris, 35, has been charged with sexual abuse and sexual harassment..."

A few years ago, Bank of Thieves decided that instead of taking out my monthly payment for my CC, they would take it out three times on the same day, which also happened to be rent day, and then claimed they were unable to reverse it for two weeks. I was able to pay most of my rent but was short $100. Despite the…

"Samantha goes on hormones to get pregnant"

@LetsFoldScarves: Did you try to convince her to go for some less famous but equally beautiful and intriguing countries? Laos Marie has a nice ring to it. Nepal Lynn? Timor Leste-Lee?

@Peppermint: Yes. More of this please. Double it.

@Gnatalby: Oh, you won't be alone, friend.

"Intoxibellas"? Really? Really?

If I were one of the virgins being auctioned, I want a very clear document that I was being bought specifically to have sex. I'd just be nervous that BA, Lufthansa and Iceland Air would purchase the lot. I hear Volcano Gods are particularly fond of virgins...

@boxspelunker: Be my guest. I mean, I think it's funny...creepy, but it's so ridiculous I can't help but laugh.

@ihateyourescalade: Ha, my Full House obsession prevented me from even making it that far. You're right- which makes it even weirder, since tanning leather is a truly, truly disgusting job. It's kind of cracking me up to picture a new mom and dad staring at their pink little newborn going, "Yeah, he looks like a…

@ihateyourescalade: I can't understand how anyone in my age group could name their child "Tanner". It's way to strongly correlated with Full House for me to take seriously. Like, I'd always be asking the kid when Kimmie Gibler was coming over.

@robotosaur: It's just so over done, it's like every other kid is an 'ayden' of some kind. Like, in 50 years, unidentified bodies will be listed as "Aiden Doe". I'm not a huge fan of kreatyv names, but a little originality would be nice. My friend is a nursery school teacher and has a Braydon, a Braiden and a…

@Ri_L: Anything ending in -aiden, -ayden, -eidan, -aidon, -eydin, etc., really.

@lizdexia: I would really like to believe this too. But, I mean, there's a container of poop sitting in front of you. How do you forget that?