@lizdexia: @dripdrop:

I have a male gyno currently. My previous three female GP/gynos all seemed to dismiss my cramps with "Women get cramps! I get cramps. Take an extra Tylenol and get a heat pack. You'll get used to it." (At the last time w/ a woman doctor, I was 27- like, lady, I've been "getting used to it" for like 16 fucking…

Was she naked? Or wearing a tube-top? That's quite a bit of skin for a mug shot, no?

@OakMotYouthCenter: Hugs, a Popsicle and some magic therapy to make sure she remains med-compliant for the rest of her life?

@Eralc Alegna: Ha!

@GotSomethingToSay: It's lake water. I figure if I swim in it, it's fine to bathe in.

The only thing that depresses me about chocolate is that I have to make due with the mini-bars of Vosages chocolates they have at Whole Foods because I can only afford (financially or calorically) that amazing box of truffles once or twice a year.

Also, he walks into her apartment like "the devil's advocate"? I do not think that means what you think it means, Lins.

As usual, he's going about this the wrong way, but yeah, leaving your teen-age daughter to live with your drug-addict/alcoholic and totally nuts daughter isn't great parenting either.

If Lane Bryant made this all up, couldn't ABC sue for slander or libel or something? Surely they've got a bunch of lawyers around that could figure something out, right? So wouldn't that be a pretty risky move for Lane Bryant to drum up business?

How tired are you of typing "Scott Baio"? Has it gotten to the point yet where you've seen it so many times it's lost all meaning?

I only know about her brother from what I've seen in the clips, but I feel like saying "he doesn't understand" is akin to the commenters that were all over that mom who kicked her daughter out until she did something about her anorexia. Maybe he does understand, he's just sick of it. It's hard not to be resentful of…

Maybe it's just me, but the fact that a picture of you making a ridiculous face gets posted automatically makes this all worthwhile to me. My inner 10-year-old finds this outrageously hilarious.

@bookling: The next time I'm drunk, I am DEFINITELY making myself some Bag Taco. I can't believe I've never done this before.

@MizJenkins: I'm with you. This makes me deeply uncomfortable. Not just on a religious level, but a "Where will this stop?" level.

@NewsBunny: I'd imagine it was directly related to the food fight- like, it's going to be a lot less satisfying to start a food fight with cheese-frisbees than handfuls of mac&cheese and chicken nuggets and cole slaw and less about "You horrible kids, all you deserve is generic orange cheese sandwiches! You are…

I used to think it was soooooo unfair and soooooo uncool that my parents made me bring lunch from home, but now that I think back to the daily offerings of chicken patties, hot dogs and the mystery "grinders", I'm very thankful for my brown paper bag of fresh fruits and vegetables and turkey, alfalfa and avocado…

@annebreal: Interesting...I've been wearing contacts for nearly 20 years and in all that time, I've never had a pair that made my eye bug out.

@shefightsback: She has...strabismus? I think it's called. Like cross eyes but...um...ceiling eyes, basically.

Does she have some condition that makes her all crazy-eyes all the time or does she just make weird faces? I just don't want to repeat the whole "lol what's on the ceiling Audrina?!" "OMG STFU She has a medical condition!" brouhaha.