Lindsay Lohan's recent push do to all these interviews and shit where she's all like "I'm sober, I'm fine.", but she's still all over the place and delusional about things reminds me so much of Daniella Westerbrook going on that morning show and being all like "LIFE'S SO GREAT NOW THAT IM SOBER AHAHAHA WHERE AM I? OH…

@femme-bot: I know that's wicked obnoxious, but give her the benefit of the doubt on this: my bff was on a reality show and the producers really wanted to play up her New Yorker-ness, so just about every statement she made in one of the interviews, they'd kind of goad her into being like, "Well, I'm from New York,…

@snobographer: I'm shocked. What sort of hussy wears dresses with V NECKS?!

I think possibly the most appalling thing about this is Devorah's "that offensive! My offices are offensive! We're gonna offend people with this magazine!"

@NrthnLights: But this study isn't saying "strenuous activity", it's saying "moderate exercise".

@LazyHippo: 2nd husband made it a condition of the marriage? I thought that only happened in terrible novels.

@Lymed: GEEEENNNNNEEEE!!!!

I can't imagine having only 6 guests at a wedding. That's my parents, brothers and grandmother- hope my husband-to-be has no friends or family he would want to attend.

I've found Naproxen to be a total miracle cure. Stock up on it, take it before the cramps even start. I also alternate with Ibuprofen. Like, one Aleve every 4hrs, 2 Advil every 4hrs, but space them so you're getting a "hit" of something every 2hrs. (I know it's not great for you, but I figure my liver&kidneys can…

Is she contractually prohibited from showing any emotion other than extreme boredom?

@Hey Girl Hey: See, I think that would have truly supportive. Like, "If you want to keep it, then we'll house and feed you until you are reasonably capable of supporting yourself, which is 18 with a HS diploma." I feel like everyone has this idea that letting her live at home while she finishes school=living at home…

@ShanaElmsford: This was another thing that made me uncomfortable about the "choice" her parents gave her. She was interfering with an event that would have given Lori a lot of stuff she needed to raise the baby. If you're going to demand that she support the baby by herself, or point out, like, "you can't afford a…

@PennyFarthing: But she's not going to be 16 forever. Surely there's some middle ground there? Like, "We will help you out for the next two years until you're done with school. At that point, you will need to go and find full time employment."

@emfish55: "But being an adult sometimes means having no particularly great options."

@stoopidgirl: It's not, you're right. But I just cannot fathom my parents giving me that ultimatum at 16- give up your baby or get out, and I can't fathom saying it to my (admittedly theoretical) teenage daughter.

Wow. How awful the other parents must all be that refusing to house and support their teenage daughter and her baby so that her only "choices" were adoption or quitting school at 16, moving out and getting a job (because there's so many jobs a 16yr old can get that would support them?) was the best anyone has handled…

This is just too close to that Dr. Who episode with the kid who's face turned into a gasmask. "Mummy? Are you my mummy?"

@hollygirl: He's so right.

@Vivi21: It would also possibly explain the heavy, heavy makeup. I mean, she's usually bare-faced. Well, "bare-faced", you know, tinted moisturizer, a bit of concealer. Anyway, I wonder if she may have all that Spackle on to camouflage some bruising or redness, you know? It just seems odd that a woman who is…

I don't think she looks tired; I think she looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein, which I think we can all agree is not a great look.