"'I'm really a Bostonian now,'"

@no clever name: If we were only allowed to comment on things that hurt us personally, there would be about 95% less comments on Jezebel.

@Calluna Vulgaris: That's a very good point. If this was all like, "My husband like really small, bony women. I think he'd really like it if I was 75lbs." people would be screaming for his head here.

The problem, you see, is that gay people have gone full gay for real. And if you can't even go full retard for fake, you certainly can't do full gay for real.

This is from the review section on the Free People site:

@la.donna.pietra: I know several of the Amiraults and later went to school with one of their "victims" who maintains, to this day, that she was abused there, despite a shitload of evidence that no one was abused there, ever. She's a mess still due to this "abuse". Meanwhile, Gerald Amirault's daughter is now a…

@Heather_yeah: Yes, actually. They all play football, two play lacrosse and one is working on his black belt. I had not thought of that!

@CrimsonVoid: WHAT. That's awesome!

Re: Women play more frequently (and differently) than men.

If this picture isn't creepy enough for you, I give you this freakshow:

@quatrevingtquatre: Like she said, it didn't occur to her. Honestly, I don't know that it would occur to me. Maybe it's 'thin privilige' or whatever, but I've got no idea what the weight capacity is on my lawn furniture.

@Tom.Cruise.Is.Weird: In fact, they do. It's just one more way in which the French are superior to us fat, concrete-sidewalked Americans.

I like this sprize concept. So much so that it makes me smize.

"They used the name Lindsay," Ovadia said. "They're using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn't they use the name Susan?"

@Orora: I can't believe she's only 48. I thought she was closer to 70.

Here's my anecdata: I've noticed that when I have a glass of wine before dinner, feel full sooner and therefore eat less. Maybe it works like that diet advice to have a cup of clear broth before a meal?

The heels always really distracted me on the cover of Jemima J. They're like 3 sizes too small!

@anteup: I've had the hots for him since National Lampoon's Senior Trip, which I rented 5 times because I thought he was so cute. What's wrong with me?

I'll take two.

...that looks ridiculously small. Is it possibly a finger cot? Surely even a pre-teen's ween is bigger than a finger...