@hoover2001: Fightin' round the world!

@SarsDoesntSave: I know. Flag bathing suits bother me. I think it's leftover from watching all the late 80's -early '90s spring break on MTV with the girls in those bizarre string bathing suits which were often flag-print. I can still hear my mother having a fit. "Oh, that's nice. You just take the flag of the…

@tailfeather: The greater good!

I saw this Tuesday night. It was dumb, but not the worst movie I've ever seen. I got free tickets to it though- I don't think I'd be so forgiving if I had spent $12 to see it.

@Miss_PiggyStardust: @anythingsweetie:

@snobographer: Ah, gotcha.

Isn't Kari Ann in there for sex addiction? And if so, shouldn't she be monitored a little more closely around the dudes?

@archedeyes: Oh, I'm so relieved that I'm not alone in having this pop to mind right away.

@Juuuuuules:Hmmm... I have a friend- let's call her Sheila- who worked for a company- oh, let's call it Schmalph Schmauren, shall we- who had a very similar story. I hope you got some of your money back like she did when the courts ruled it was illegal to require employees to buy their clothes.

This is my feeling about Scott Brown's pink leather shorts: they are exactly as relevant to his person and politics and as predictive of his sexuality as every ugly thing Martha Coakley wore in the '80's.

Aw, that's too bad. She just looks like another ridiculous Hollywood scavenger now.

I can't get worked up about this for the stupidest of reasons. Old Spice has me over the barrel on this one. Honestly, it smells so good to me that if they came out with commercials that simply featured a dude in a throne with a line of naked women in stilettos bringing him bacon sandwiches, and the tag line was…

@deeleigh: I think the "fine" isn't "fine" as in "ok". I think it's "fine" as in "girl, you fiiiine."

@Madge: There was a picture the other day of J. Lo and Posh standing next to each other and they are the exact same size. J.Lo is curvier, but they def. wear the same size. Which is alarming. But anyway, the moral of the story is you can be any shape you want, girls, it just has to be a tiny one!

That is such a Seventh Heaven move right there.

Leona Lewis sounds like an idiot in her little sound bite there. Your nonsense detox didn't "kick start" some magical weight loss hormone. You drank nothing but water and ate only vegetables for a month. You were consuming less calories than you were burning. Ta da! Weight loss!

"He's so selfish. It's not about anybody but him."

Hey, In Touch, you know who also wasn't hot as a child? EVERYONE. Children aren't supposed to be hot. Good Lord.

@carinamarie: My real name is Graham Cracker, so, yeeeahh, I'm a little bit tastier than you. I invented all pronouns. I have two unicorns named Judd and Peter. I freeze fire for them so skate on. It's a little more awesome than skating on ice, so....

I cannot imagine the time and energy it would take to sleep with over 120 new people every year. I don't think there's 120 people I meet a year that I even want to talk to.