@Little Bumble Bee aka:Alwaystheangel: I think she was having a c-section and was going to have them do the IUD at the same time.

@caughtbydogs001: She was living life on her screwed-up brain chemistry's terms, not her terms. I'm not sure where you've got the idea that straightening out and getting clean is synonymous with going back in the closet, or that she would have to live a life of "repression and self-denial". Had she gotten clean, she…

@Tea and Oranges: I think you may have just stumbled upon the next great porn scourge of the Innarwebs: Ghost Kiddie Porn.

I think following that dude's speech with Kelly Kapoor was perfect, because he sounds as disjointed and insane as Michael Scott right there.

Never mind these classifications of "regular girl", "whore" and "human being". I'm still trying to accept that these guys and girls are all "real living people" and not "really bad cartoons".

@Tchotchke: Jeeezus Christ.

@Gnatalby: I don't know...for someone who has the option, becoming a pop star for a few years, putting away a bunch of money and thereby ensuring your stay-at-home-mom-ness seems to be a pretty direct route to me. I'd love to come up with a couple of mil and bunk off to fill a house in the country with a bunch of…

Ahhhh, where was this two weeks ago when I was still looking for Christmas gifts for my boyfriend? This would have been so rad.

Cute duck stories or pictures make me feel like an asshole, because my mind simultaneously goes "Awww so cute!" and "Mmmm so delicious!" It's hard being a carnivorous Cuteoverload fan sometimes.

@DonnaPirana: He's gonna rise up, gonna kick some ass.

@201curzonst: Ahahaha! Nay, soul. No butter in hell. But the sukebind will always be in bloom.

@201curzonst: They will quiver, it's true.

I'm afraid I do nothing to refute this study. I'm just no good at it. I will often volunteer to be DD if the mister will drive and park the car, especially if we're going to Beacon Hill, which is like the parallel parking Olympics. Actually, more like parallel parking MXC.

@marks-alot: No, I think she dropped a lot of weight for her role in He's Just Not That Into You. She's def. skinnier.

@Tippi Hedren: You can always send it in anonymously to Lamebook...

@avec_accent: Right? The second worst thing about this situation is that right now, everyone in the TMZ is high-fiving over having gotten the big scoop.

@Algernon: TMZ is shady as fuck, but they are routinely on the ball with celebrity deaths. They've obviously got like 100 people on their payroll at every hospital within 50 miles of Hollywood.

@autobahnaroo: @lauralauramc: They didn't remove her from the home. She continued to live with her father.

This may be my mother's voice speaking through me, but I feel that, y'know, maybe this is proof that she's not mature enough to sail around the world by herself. Like, "Oh, you won't let me do what I want? Fine! I'LL RUN AWAY!" I mean, I get that it's on a different scale than not allowing someone to go to a…

I LOVE the baby hands. Can't wait until I'm somewhere I can watch this Christmas-y one. I like chase-ing cars!