@Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I know someone who has done this- actually fed ex'd to his brother with a note that the jar contained the fresh air of the Andes- and the fart was apparently still ripe.

@Schushner: My cousin proudly announced to her Brownie troop that her (and my) uncle was going to be on America's Most Wanted. Which, while true, left out the very important fact that he was a sheriff being interviewed about an escaped murderer.

An old coworker's nephew had to draw pictures of his family and he drew a picture of his mom and a bunch of women passing around a bottle, and they all appeared to have their pants open. Obviously this caused a great deal of concern as he was being exposed to giant sapphic orgies...until they asked the boy what it…

He's getting Trump-ish there. Really, Wills, it's time to accept the inevitable and bic that dome.

I'm intrigued by the juxtaposition of the megabucks ring with the cheap lamé sleeve...though I suppose both display similar levels of klassiness.

@SaturdaysChild: Whoa. I didn't catch that part. How did that go down in court? "Your honor, she is playing complex psychological games with me to prevent me from listening to her having sex. It's just not right!"

@quatrevingtquatre: I agree. It's incredibly selfish to sleep with a married man- or a married woman, for that matter, and doubly so when there's children involved. I don't think that it's fair to say, well, the blame lies entirely with the person who is breaking their vows. I think the blame lies with anyone who…

"These are Machiavellian games that are being played and they are just not right. If she doesn't want to be photographed she should change her profession and become a butcher"

@applebrown-betty: I'm really glad to know I'm not alone in my Yip Yip fear.

@AmbivalentAlumna: The turkey's the turkey, you turkey!

I'm sort of confused about the hospital story. Why did she not make more of a fuss instead of going home? I mean, I'd rather continue to wait in the lobby if that's how it was going and be like, fine, fuck you, I'll have this thing in the lobby and then you'll HAVE to deal with me. I don't understand the rationale…

@Ridgecliff: Maybe the baby "wasn't meant to be" or something. I don't know. It's not my rationale, but I've heard that as an explanation before.

I think the more accurate phrase would be "There's not enough salt in the world for that girl." Total. Snail.

@missheidilynn: My guess is that they would view a miscarriage as God's will, while contraceptives would be interfering with His plan.

And then at the other end of the spectrum, you have my youngest brother. We older kids had the fear of God put into us by our parents that we were never to tell him Santa is Your Mum and Dad, and we took that seriously, so seriously we prevented other people from telling him. The years went by. And then he came…

@lurkerbynature: I think that may be what it was. It was, as you say, an exceedingly unpleasant for everyone.

@CissyPants: I'm sorry. It is disgusting. I agree.

I used to go to strip clubs with boyfriends/friends and it was always a good time, but I'll probably never go again. I'd like to be able to have some sort of sensible reason, or even just a strong moral conviction, to use as an excuse, but the truth is, the last time I went, one of the strippers sort of...puffed her…

@cantankasaurus rex: I didn't know there was a comic strip about my parents!

Oh, but you missed the best part of the Lindsay Lohan story: her response on Twitter