I want set up and record a conversation between her, Karl Lagerfeld and Gary Busey. I feel like it would be the most insane thing ever.

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: Right? "Students, if you have sex tonight, DO NOT USE CONDOMS."

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: You forgot 3. She did not collapse in a faint and then refuse food for a week following the news of her roommate's death, like a proper young lady should.

So Bart Bass faked his death to spend more time with supermodel bums? Interesting turn of events. This should be good once GG finds out...

@nobodyr: You wouldn't be able to hear Tyra direct you to smize.

@BeckyIva: Is that Sam the Eagle from the Muppets?!

@likepenguins: "We find the defendant not guilty by reason of whimsy, but recommend sentencing of 30 penguin stickers and one key lime tarte with a cocktail umbrella stuck in it."

@sayah: Oh. My. Word. I had not. I think my brain tried to skip that in self-preservation. That is incredible.

A tiny little mouse died in our summer house in Maine and it stunk up the whole house in the five days we had gone back to Boston. I cannot (and do not want to) even imagine what an entire decomposing cat in Louisiana would make a house smell like, or how bad the house would already have to smell for that to go…

@PaigeTurner: There's a company that makes them, they're almost like luggage tags. I've seen quite a few of them in the last few weeks. ...I mean, I get how scary it must be that babies can't get the flu vaccine, but like, not to be all "uphill, both ways, in the snow" cane-banging about it, there were colds and…

I live in suburban Boston surrounded by swine-flu panicked helicopter parents who've hung "Please don't touch the baby!" signs all around their precious Madyson and Emmett, so I'm just really pleased to see babies sitting in dirt and getting licked by goats.

Man, and I thought this chick had some crazy nails:

@Norma Neufner Lady Officer: Or wear contacts.

Duh. Obviously you've never read any Marvel Comics. Where you do think baby superheros come from?

"At least they left out "grow hair so long you can sit on it and add a purple streak."

Ugh, that evil plastic duck. I hate you, plastic duck.

Oh thank goodness. You know, I woke up this morning and didn't know where Stephanie Pratt was and I totally panicked. I was off-kilter all day wondering if she was in rehab. Phew. Glad that's put to rest.

"I loved kissing them because they had flavored lip glosses on, which was great."

For a second there I thought Sasha Grey was Beyonce's alter-ego and was like, whoa, she reeeally got into developing this character, huh?

@Elizabooth: Well said.