@sarahjstrong001: Exactly. I'm pretty sure she did all of the adoptions as a single woman and then Brad adopted them once they were in the States. #angelinajolie
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@midwesternmom: It's not. I know one of his long-term bits-on-the-side. He hasn't been sober since he left his wife awhile ago. The new bit-on-the-side is like the girl Ronnie Wood took up with who's all, "You can party with me, baby, I won't judge you like that horrible wife of yours." #steventyler
I like the phrase "insolent sex party". It's adorable. It makes me think of Victorian hookers lounging around showing off their ankles. #marilynmanson
@Ruby_de_la_Booby: Seriously. They'll regret mocking him when he saves one of them from the receptionist's crazy boyfriend. #askadeadperson
Man, there's not enough salt in the world for that girl. #judgejudysexualmisconduct
@BabyJane: That's not a drinking game, that's a suicide attempt. #kateherstory
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@quatrevingtquatre: I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of Dwight and his strength of a grown man...and a tiny baby right away. #babies
Who in their right mind would do this? Lysol is 3rd on my list of things that will never go in my vagina, right under "uranium rods" and "a walrus". #lysol
@beetlemier: Oh, that's wonderful! I didn't think that actually ever happened. #openthread
While I understand that we are, as a species, doing some terrible things to the planet, I have to admit that I do tune out almost every news story about it that I hear. Not because I don't believe it or, like, the Rapture will take care of it, but because THE GLOBAL WARMING CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR HOME! has…
@lo-mantang: The only thing I can think is that maybe the adopted kids are all in school and it would be more upsetting to split up AND pull them from their school and routine while the youngest child is a baby who's too young to know what's going on? I don't know. That seemed weird to me too. #rosieodonnell
@mommy_dearest: ha! #richardheene
I'm not entirely sure, but Yasmin le Bon miiiiight be my dad. I am also suspicious of his leftovers soup. #stephanieseymour
That's a pretty God damn short dress if you can flash your ladybits waving your arm. #kourtneykardashianburglary
"It would be devastating if we lost her," Roger Watson says, "but I still think it would be worse to say 'no you can't go' because of that risk, because of what she's put into it."
@pantsless economist...access RESTORED: I would honestly hope not. What could possibly be the justification for it? Women are delicate creatures who just need to not work for half a year sometimes and men are manly men who can tough out a full year? #maternityleave
Will the men all be offered a six-month break as well? Why would only women need it? #maternityleave
I imagine Spanx as outwear will just look like Herve Legere bandage dress separates. It could be ok. Maybe. Maaaaybe. #trends