I prefer "Miss". It just fits best. I'm not out slaying dragons, I'm not a professional woman, I'm not married. I'm a fairly silly young woman who's financially dependent on her parents, and I will go by Mrs. when I'm married, so my choice is going to reflect my relationship status either way.

@ExtensionOfBob: True, but not that fake rehab in LA she went to where she was out shopping and going to parties four days after she checked in. #lindsaylohan

I'm expecting a Paris Hilton-style freak out if LL is sent to jail, and though I feel terrible about this, there is a small part of me, the part that makes me buy US Weekly and OK in airports, that will be a little disappointed if it doesn't happen. #khloekardashian

Yesterday at my sweater-folding job, some little kid puked on the floor and his mother got mad at him for interrupting her shopping. Between her and this kid's parents, I need a moratorium for at least one week of parents who don't care their child is sick. It's just too sad. #balloonboybarfs

Um, Felix Felicis? You Muggles are so behind. #perfume

@hortense: I hadn't thought of that. Now I'm curious too. Good call.

@georgina: Our late, great Baby Kitty was the only cat I've ever met who was not only not afraid of the vacuum, but actually enjoyed being vacuumed. At the end of winter when she was shedding she'd come tearing into the room as soon as my mom turned on the vacuum and flop down in front of it. It was weird, but…

I am unreasonably excited about the new Upstairs Downstairs. ROSE BUCK 4 LYF, yo.

@Runaddict: The Patriots had better make a damn good showing this afternoon or I quit. I'm not sure what I'll quit, but I'll quit something, damn it.

@missing_piece: Yeah, my belief in God and my belief this woman is a complete nutter co-exist quite happily.

Man, I hope the mother of Hilary Swank's boyfriend's son already knew about all this walking around naked stuff and didn't, like, have a total meltdown when she was reading Marie Claire while getting her nails done, you know?

I have a feeling Lindsay's intervention is going to be rather like the one on Always Sunny last night.

That's some kind of fucked up right there, lady. You're not giving your kid medication that she needs so she can be all bright and bouncy in a bikini? That is jaw-droppingly shitty parenting.

Those interventions Lindsay's family are reportedly planning every other month would probably work better if they ever got around to actually holding it.

How will you properly age the peeps before eating if they're coated in chocolate?!

@nora charles: It resembles boxing gear about as much as the Hooters uniform resembles an owl costume.

I don't understand the problem with women in "boxing gear". I mean, if that's what they wear in the above picture, well, have fun in NE in the winter, but there's nothing particularly offensive about it. They're in shorts and a tee shirt!

Wasn't Spencer at one point talking about he he couldn't wait to have kids? I can't keep up with all the scripts changes on this show.

There was an article in the Daily Mail today where Liz Jones tried out these huge fizz ball hairstyles in the real world, and found out, somewhat predictably, that everyone else was stupid and totally mean to her for no reason.

@ElleL: I assumed he got back in touch with her after he was told to date other people. I mean, you can't be like, see other people...except ones who have expressed interest in you.