@Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: No, don't give in! We're holding out for Matthew McFayden too- only then can there be forgiveness.

@anastasia beaverhousen: Friends of my parents live in rural Maine, and they have a Chihuahua and some hunting dog/hound mutt. A hawk tried to make off with the little guy one day and the hound chased it off, and now when they're out in the yard the hound doesn't let the little dog get more than a few feet away and…

I think it's one thing- and an entirely understandable thing at that- to be jealous of people with money, looks, high social standing and confidence. Really, who isn't? But it is definitely another thing entirely to want to shoot that person in the head. That's just fucking insane.

I am intrigued that Ms. Queenz was considering Brooklyn as a name, though I wonder if she was also considering StatenIslandManhattanBronx as the middle name.

@Perpetual Ingenue: Wicked naahly, kid.

@Ultraprison!: Yeah, I suppose it's tempting Murphy's Law to be like, oh, what are the odds we'll get pregnant naturally now?

Does anyone else thinks it's a bit odd that Jon Gosselin would get a vasectomy when they had to go to fertility specialists to get pregnant? I mean, I get that you might just want to make damn sure after eight kids, but if she wasn't getting pregnant anyway, what's the point?

WOOOOOOW. Bravo.

@slowpoke.r: That's pretty baddass. She should get a medal. Or at least a cookie. Def. not evicted though.

Oh, Nate Archibald, what hijinks have Blair and Dorota roped you into this time?

@Kali Mama: Also, she can't be more than, what, 5? 6? What would be the point of bringing her back to visit at 3 or 4 when at best she may only have the foggiest snippets of memory of the trip?

@so5minutesago: Yeah, I mean, if kids were routinely killing themselves by stabbing themselves in the ribs and then dangling by one arm they might have a point. I just did not see any suicide attempt in that performance.

Jill Scott is playing a grad student's mother? Is part of the film going to be about how she became an abusive alcoholic due to the trauma of giving birth at age three?

@VaclavPhaethon: Well said.

@GreyCat: It makes me jealous and not a little sad that all my people's traditional clothing can be bought at Brooks Brothers.

Oh, Kelly, I feel your pain. In real life, I'm pretty and about a size 8, but on film, my God. I don't know what it is, but stick a flash in front of me, and I suddenly loose all the bones in my face and everything but my nose dissolves into a flat custard. On the bright side, "Facebook Friends" who see me mostly…

I just caught a little blurb of a commercial where Oprah refers to her upcoming interview with Whitney Houston as "the most powerful interview [she's] ever done", and it just struck me as absurd. She's interviewed refugees, victims of unspeakable violence, heads of state and people who have committed some of the most…

Both elementary schools I attended were only four blocks from my house, which is totally manageable for a first grader, I'd say. However, I lived in a very family-oriented neighborhood, and generally walked with my friends or neighbors or brothers, so it was pretty much as safe as you can make a neighborhood, you…

Is it just the angle or whatever, or has Alexa Chung dropped a ton of weight?

@NellMood: Hey, if these laws were good enough for our great-great-great-great-great grandparents, they're good enough for us!