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@alexherrera: I've got a part-time sweater-folding type job while I'm in school, and I was putting away some clothes from the fitting room about a week ago and nearly puked from the smell coming off one of the women's shirts that someone had tried on. It was vicious, literally eye-watering. A week later, the shirt

My parents haven't been photographed together since my cousin's wedding in 2007. AM I TO BE THE CHILD OF A BROKEN HOME?!

The beginning of the Virgo horoscope sounds kinda like one of those creepy Palm Pre commercials.

@goodgirlrevolution: I just realized a week or two ago that Tscheese was gone. What happened? I miss her food-based ramblings. Also the healthy dose of common sense and reasoning she injected into every thread.

For one awful second, I thought that this photo was being credited to Spencer Pratt and my whole concept of the universe was rocked at its foundations.

@Artemisia999: That's FUCKED. Also, I cannot fathom how her mother agreed to get in the trunk. If I was like, Mom, you smell, you have to ride in the trunk, she would slap me and take the keys. Then again, I would never demand my mom ride in the trunk, even if she did stink of skunk.

@lavenderstain: I'm a big fan of the Pre-Raphaelites, myself.

This is slightly off-topic, but I was at the Middle East in Cambridge last night and they had some wonderful belly dancers performing. They were so sexy and so sensual and apart from one very petite girl, they all had very womanly bodies with big boobs and soft rounded bellies and wide hips. Like, it made ME feel

The one where she's talking about the juggling woman is way creepier.

I love the Sun's usage of caps to convey their SHOCK HORROR about things like SPOON FEEDING.

@TheFakeJanelle: But if you have two last names, which one of those goes to the child?

@itsmejill: I'm so glad to know it's just not me. This commercial gives me the most irrational heebie jeebies.

What even is "scotch clean"? Are Scots known for cleanliness?

@lizardbits: I don't know how to do italics; the "sports related" was my addition. The original blurb just says "number one cause of catastrophic injury".

Is cheerleading the number one cause of sports related catastrophic injury? I just find it hard to believe that more girls are injured in cheerleading accidents than in car accidents, you know?

Is the second illustration really meant to be flat on the head like that? Because ouch.