"Ken Levine, a producer who does not work on Grey's, says that everyone..."

I saw the trailer for Twilight II last night and man, does it look bad. I see where Buffy and True Blood would interest people but this looked like shit. From what I gather, this is the plot: Girl gets boy, boy throws creepy party at a McMansion and all the girls were bridesmaids gowns, girl get papercut, girl loses…

Is it possible to beat someone sterile? I mean, I know that's a quote from someone dink trying to get his 15 minutes, but it seems possible, I guess.

Well, now I feel like a jerk for thinking Mischa called the police just to make a scene for the paps. That's me told.

Oh, Mischa. I feel like calling the police for a ride would attract more paparazzi interest. I mean, think of the swarms of photogrpahers at Britney Spears' house when she went nuts. Also, don't you have any friends you could call?

@yaowapa: Does Korea get a monsoon season like SE Asia does?

@brinkswomanship: My friends deployments have been a year to two years. I know this Iraq/Afghanistan thing has dragged on for quite some time, but I cannot fathom how they've managed 15 deployments.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Anyone who ate them would get possessed by the devil, obvi.

Penis mug aside, the #2 clip is one of the saddest things I've seen this week.

@LadyFabulous: My mom had a form of skin cancer, I can't recall the name, but it was something that would never metastasize and wouldn't really do much. After awhile, it probably would have disfigured her nose a little, but it wouldn't have killed her.

I know chemo, radiation, etc. is awful, but all the same, if I've got any sort of cancer, TREAT THAT SHIT, YO.

@rah29: You can't sit next to men on the Sabbath? Or he just recognized them as not from his neighborhood?

My ovaries aren't doing much. My vagina, on the other hand...

Huh, I thought the shorts were part of Emma Watson's dress. Her dress appeared to be split right up the middle like a robe, so little hot pants would have been necessary.

@stoprobbers: Is the font different too or am I loosing my mind?

I don't think I've taken 10,000 pills in 29 years. Good Lord.

Why would Lourdes get braces? Her teeth are perfect.

"Since the memorial is costing L.A. between $1.5 million and $4 million, the city has set up a website where people can make donations to help pay the bill for police and other public servants."

@Eric Northman is mine: I agree. I caught some of the memorial while at the gym and I couldn't help but think how nice it would have been to do this for him while he was alive. I truly hope he could see it from wherever he is now.

@SleeplessNights: You're good.