We could turn Clothes Divining into a game. It will be the new big "get to know you" game at awful cocktail parties and okay corporate retreats.

I hope you can tan through that stuff, or that poor girl is going to have some interesting tan lines.

My mom got all four of us to Church every Sunday without two nannies. Just sayin'.

Oh Peaches. Men also find tattoos and grunge and piercings sexy. Otherwise Seattle's 15-20 year old demographic would be about half the size it currently is.

He could go as Triphena's Special Caprese Salad, made when I purchase mozzarella under the assumption that I have tomatoes and basil in the garden only to discover my groundhog friend has been by again.

Please tell me I'm not alone in immediately thinking of Dwight Schrute cutting the face off the CPR dummy.

@dianersb was bit by a zombie: Thee author didn't include enough zombies?

@rah29: I agree. (And also with Dodo etc. and Bluebears.) Neither piece is terrible on it's own, but combined it's just too much.

@Triphena: Also, pediatric nurses who wear those scrubs with the psychedelic animal prints.

@clarafier: YES. She was reminding me of someone in particular and I couldn't place it. That's who is. All those horrible head-to-toe leopard prints.

I'm going to have a disagree with you that Beth Ditto is pulling off the domino body suit. That's not a good look for anyone, including her.

It's great fun when my dad does the shopping, because my mother sticks the basics where dad comes home with things like the newest weird flavored doritos, tinned mackerel, a huge roll of chevre with honey and forty seven bags of frozen broccoli. And then you've got to watch him, because he'll try to make a meal out…

How many times can you tell people to be as skinny as possible, wear dresses made out enough fabric to cover the moon and top it off with chunky jewelry and bug-eye sunglasses? Does she really have any other tricks?

Will she do like Stephan Colbert and pronounce it the "Zoe Repo"?

SEVEN. NINE. Misspelling words isn't cool. Now, get off my lawn. Damn kids.

@otherginger: My cat (RIP Baby Kitty!) used to refuse to eat food that had been left in her bowl. If she only ate half of what we gave her in the morning, she wouldn't eat any more of it later. You'd have to dump it out and give her fresh food.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Well, they do go to Starbucks a lot...and Broadway shows. I mean, I don't know how they fit in sexy time with busy schedules like that, but I heard they do. So are they all Hilton-ranked as ugly girls? Or do they get they special gay dispensation?

@mommy_dearest: Right. The method I'm describing doesn't always work. There's some pro-life activist who was born after this sort of procedure was used, I can't remember her name. I was just using it as an example of an abortion procedure that may explain how the abortion didn't work. Like, it's really hard to…

How do gay men work into this equation?

@emilyanne: My mother and I talked about blow jobs once. One of her friends had married a woman who announced on their wedding night that she 'didn't need to do that sort of thing anymore now that they were married'. My mother was horrified, "So now that you are married, you don't need to do this really simple thing…