@CollegeCamel: I'm putting one on my birthday wish list now.

@happysquid: A funky BO problem? Oh dear.

I have an aunt who was raised in a manner very similar to the Italian Vogue shoot. She wasn't allowed to hug, kiss or in any way touch her mother ever, lest she get her "Mater's" newest frock dirty. I'm pretty sure the same went for "Pater" as well.

@beastybeatsy: Wait, wait, wait- a chicken? Like, you got it to use a litter box? That's awesome!

@beastybeatsy: What's unethical is that I'm denied the chance to snorgle their bellies, damn it.

@NewsBunny: For real. I haven't actually had a chance to get my watermelon and the rest of my tomatoes planted because it's been bucketing rain for the last 2 weeks.

I wish foxes were domesticated. They're so adorable.

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Not my rhubarb, not my problem, that's what I say.

I'm going to plant a garden and then play the audio from "Seahorses Forever" to it 24/7 and see what happens. I think I might get some really interesting veggies.

@Triphena: Also, my aunt and uncle's neighbors went to do research somewhere deep in like Uganda or something and were unreachable for days at a time, which became a problem when their car alarm went off and no one could get it shut off for THREE DAYS.

@Fridge Hussy : You Do The Meth!: At our old house, we had a family next door where both parents worked at night, and then would lock the kids outside during the day in the summer so they could sleep. So the kids would pee all over our joined back yards, including our driveway and vegetable garden. It drove my mom…

@FraggleIraq: Where do you live? Deadwood?

Hasn't Victoria Beckham already been on the cover of Vogue? Why are the implants a problem now?

@CurtCole: See, I find him really boring, though. You can't argue with him. He's got no thoughts of his own; he only parrots what he's heard from Michael Savage or Jay Severin or Glenn Beck with no understanding or thought. There's no debate, he just quotes bullshit at you.

@greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): He's awful. He keeps going on about conspiracies about how the Democrats don't want you to know MLK Jr. was a conservative Republican and that's why he was shot. He also volunteered to be water-boarded to show us all how it wasn't a big deal. The weirdest thing about him though is…

@CurtCole: I'm taking a history of US Gov. class, and the very first day of class this kid announced how much he liked Michael Savage. It's been a long couple of weeks.

@morninggloria: They need to buy him some of the Baby Be Useful books and start trainin' him up right.

How can you just ignore your baby as it's crying next to you for food or a diaper change? What the fuck is wrong with that dude?

I discovered my new favorite artist on Etsy and am slowly working my through buying one of every one of her prints:

"Thirty six-month-old children were shown a pink doll and a blue truck."