I do not understand why it is so important to people that the two kids from Twilight are dating each other in real life. Can someone explain this to me?

@Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): This is a good point, but would it be fair then to consider how many male athletes are asked to be unnaturally large for their given sports? I feel like Magnakai has a really good point- at a certain level, many athletes do, in some way, exercise a level of control over their…

@morninggloria: I would pay good money to watch tackle ballet.

@AtomiClash: My white-haired rosy-cheeked grandmother was selected for security screening every time she flew. She used to joke that she was the days' special: "Pick one Eileen, get ten Asians free!"

@sequined: Got my period today, Nick. Definitely not preggers.

@undomesticgoddess is rasslin Mr.VacuumFucker: Summer time is a difficult time to be practicing glaciosity.

@Fridge Hussy : She's so cold! I'll just bet she has her per...: Maybe he...just meant to shoot her tongue?

@Flackette Goes Retro: It ended up being a very happy marriage for what it's worth.

She's just trying to cool off her red-bottomosity so she doesn't do a dithery spazz in from of the SG.

@SharonTaint: I'd like you to meet my 88-year-old grandmother who has a more active social life than I do, goes swimming every day, travels for 6 months of the year and fought a pit bull last summer. She may change your mind.

@HuckleberryFriend: My parents don't fight. They've disagreed, but they've never raised their voices at one another. Which on one hand is great: growing up in a peaceful, loving home is wonderful. On the other hand, the first time I was at at a friend's house and heard her parents arguing I freaked out and ran home…

But it's not Lupus.

@Triana Orpheus: He looks too much like my youngest brother for me to find him hot.

Whoa. That's just sad.

I hope Tom and Gisele discussed kids before they married, because I seem to recall reading several interviews where she has said she wants 4-5 kids, which would rather clash with the "one is enough" statement there.

@Rare Affinity: I am from a family of fair-skinned, blue-eyed blonds, and about a year ago my uncle participated in the National Geographic Genome project. Everyone joked about how we could have just drawn him a map with lines and arrows coming from Northern Continental Europe and Scandinavia to England and then…

How do you run a company and not turn a profit for 22 years?! Were they just breaking even?

I can't imagine how much it would tickle to have all those ab lines drawn on. I would pee myself laughing.

Stories about feral children break my heart, especially ones like this where there were adults who could have not done this to them, like that little girl in FL who's mother kept her in a closet. How all the people involved in that case refrained from slapping that mother I will never know.

My bff was a bridesmaid* at the wedding of a girl who left the reception with her ex-boyfriend.