@Flackette Goes Retro: @Triphena: Let me clarify, I don't really mean why *can't* you hold it, I mean why *wouldn't* you hold it. I'm not, like, poop-shaming.

Ha, for a second I was like, Laura Dern is BLIND?! Holy crap, you'd never know, what an amazing actress.

@JerkoftheMonth: My first comment ever was the worstie for that day.

@AuntieBee: I look at it like this: you have the right to raise your child how you like, but you do not have the right to kill them or do something that will directly lead to their death. You or I may not agree with it, but it God tells you your daughters need to be homeschooled, can only wear yellow and may never…

@Plum-Pie: But Dolly has a distinct look and has her outfits made for her. Even Paris' couture gowns look like the stuff Bebe puts out at Christmas/New Years.

It amazes me how much money she spends to look like every single girl who shops at Arden B.

@Diziet_Sma: This is sort of beside the point, but something I found interesting when the shit hit the fan originally was that Vili Fualaau's mother had no problem with the situation and said that where they came from this age difference was not a big deal.

This reminds me of the Schwartze Herren chocolate bars I saw (and ate, fine, I'm a sucker for dark chocolate, offensiveness quotient be damned), which I believe translates* to "Black Men's Chocolate".

@saintbernadette: What really struck me when the daughter Mercy is molested is that at first, everyone freaks out and there's all sorts of blame thrown around, and then they just drop it. Like, ok, on to the next thing to freak out about. And they never change any of the behavior, like leaving your babies with the…

They had originally invited Audrina to throw the first pitch, but they couldn't get her to stop throwing it eight feet above the catchers head.

@Triphena: My fiance, even. Curse you, spell check, and your lack of accents.

I'm intrigued by the idea that tipping a stripper is somehow worse than going to see a stripper. Personally, I'd be pissed to find out my finance didn't tip the stripper.

@JessaFields: It really was ludicrous. We had been camping by a lake for a week. My brothers were dirty, they were in underoos, they were crouched by a fire pit like little cavemen, and she was all, "Is this what you do at home?!"

@GirlSailor: See, I wouldn't call that crazy-pants. The woman who berated my friend, a first-grade teacher, for letting her child eat a hotdog during field day for a half hour- that is crazy-pants. The woman who lectured my mother for letting my little brothers start the day with smores while camping (before a real…

@KentuckyBabe: Joking aside, I read Barbara Kingsolver's Animal, Vegetable, Miracle last summer and it really did give me a push to start really reading labels for more than the calorie count. It's really sort of scary.

You know, I've always been fairly critical of parents who are super-ultra-crazy insistent on feeding their precious, precious babies only organic local non-gmo kale picked at midnight by vegan Wiccans and get the vapors when someone is like, yeah, we stopped at McD's the other night on the way home from soccer.

@NefariousNewt: And the crazy woman who believes the government is putting something in the water that makes rainbows come out of her sprinkler.

@nora charles: He thought her convulsions and legs turning blue were symptoms of puberty? WTF? You must have, like, negative amounts of contact with girls and women to think that, huh?

@Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): She was like that girl, Taylor?, from Tough Love who was all like, "I'm a gold digger because I got pregnant and had to give the baby up for adoption, and if I married a rich guy, that wouldn't happen, and he'd have money to give me even if we broke up."

Why would you need to go to the hospital because you slept with your contacts in?