@ketamineKitty: Do you lose your vag when you become a vampire? Because that is far too steep a price to pay for immortality, my friend.

@Kateness has the skin of a KILLER: WOMB GNAWING?! WTF?

@formergr: I feel like maybe it's more a dig at social workers, or at least the stereotypical social worker.

Just when I've forgotten I ever heard the name Shvartz, some Swede has to fake-jump off a bridge and bring her up again.

I'm not sure but I think once you make the same mistake about 50 times, it becomes less about making a mistake and more about how you've just said fuck it and this is how you're going to live for awhile.

@Whiskey and Popcorn: There is some sort of mass hysteria that causes young men in...hmmm, I want to say rural SE Asia, but that could be wrong- anyway, there's this thing where groups of men believe their penises are shrinking. When this imaginary penis shrinking plague breaks out, it's almost always reported as…

@vixenatrix: In the book A Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down, a doctor refers to this as "High Velocity Trans-Cortical Lead Therapy".

@jeepgirl: @oh.geez.: I used to work at a busy Starbucks in Boston and for awhile our store and several stores around us were plagued by "The Honey Bandit", so called because he would sneak into the bathroom, shit on the floor, smear it everywhere and then dribble honey all over it and leave the empty plastic bear…

@St. Francis of a Sissy: When everyone's sitting around the campfire though, those sandals are great.

@freestylewalker: I remember reading about FGM, the Taliban and the FLDS in MC waaaaay before mainstream news was reporting on those stories. Really, it's very sad that it has become just another Cosmo.

@Ginmar Rienne: Was your sister at home while she was in the iron lung or did she have to stay in the hospital? That's crazy that you all got tb.

@NellMood: When I got to that total WTF?! with her mom at the end I actually had to put the book down and go for a walk. I've never had any sort of reaction to a book like that before, like just incensed. How you could ever put your children through all that knowing full well you could stop it is beyond me.

Non fiction, but the mom from The Glass Castle really wins an award. (We'll save the hate for the dad until Father's Day.)

Maybe this has been discussed in a previous Allure Cover Lies, but has anyone else ever read the Letter From the Editor in Allure? Linda Wells, I think she's called. I occasionally leaf though it when I'm getting a pedicure. Anyway, it's the most mindless drivel about, like, not being able to pick up her dry cleaning…

@vulcanized: She looks like she's having a stroke. I know no one's face is perfectly symmetrical, but I watch Gossip Girl every week (shut up) and her left eye is not, like, a half inch down from and double the space from the bridge of her nose as her right eye.

That is such an incredibly bad picture of Blake Lively.

@ErinGoBawl: Comment of the year.

I just woke up from the most awful dream that I was shot in my neck, complete with gore and the sensation of spurting blood. I'm horrified.

I refuse to believe this is anything less than the greatest cinematic masterpiece of our time. Look at those mutton chops! And they spend half the movie shirtless! With mutton chops!

Is she related to Lindsay Lohan's dad?