I can't believe how clean and healthy she looks.

@SkipToMyLou can't make the transition. She's back and stayi...: The Road to Wellville. You are not alone. Matthew Broderick and Lara Flynn Boyle are both in it, if I recall correctly. They sing songs about chewing and sit outside in the cold wrapped up in blankets. Not quite my idea of a spa weekend.

@formergr: I know, it's great. I used to pay about $40/m to go to the local Y, which was no where near as nice.

@wakatopatopa: I would like Richard's RHoNY's Ramona and your Karl to have a discussion. Please.

@saintbernadette: I occasionally dream that I've gone back to high school, and have not been going to my classes, because I've been going to work, and am in complete panic because I'm failing all my classes.

Oh my goodness, I have that dream too. But I'll go to the bathroom and then all of a sudden realize that the toilet is also mysteriously somehow in the middle of the kitchen, classroom, theatre, whatever. It's awful.

Even taking into consideration the long and/or weird hours, the travel away from family and friends, the constant demand to be as thin as possible but still strong enough to sprint down cobblestone streets for three hours, I would think the most miserable thing would be having to wear the same thing day after day,…

@lilbobbytables: Triphena does not understand why "Liz Jones" is commenting on fashion at all.

That first bit about Katie Holmes is so creepy. Like, yes, you should have lots of open, honest conversation in your marriage. But you shouldn't have to make written weekly confessions to your husband about running out to meet a friend for coffee. How awful to have that as part of your normal scheduel: "Friday 10…

@Tmoney02: It does, but I don't think the full amount of the alcohol ends up in the milk. All my friends and cousins would just do a pump 'n' dump if they had more than one drink.

"I wasn't prepared to be this person. A person who can clearly recall all the events of the night before. Who can be the designated driver. Who can go to a work party without apologizing the next day. This must be parenthood."

Are there any Jezebelles in South Bend who can do a drive by on this place and do some recon?

@dahliacactus: How did you keep yourself from reaching out and cutting it off?

My brain did some mega-dyslexic thing and for a moment I thought Niki Taylor was married to Lamar Burton, which would be awesome.

So are they ever going to explain why Mr. J dressed up like Mega Man to ride his bike through Central Park?

@moosesanddeers: No, that's gross. Full stop. You can love vaginas and women and equal rights and still not want to taste some crazy artist's fermented vag juice. Ugh.

I don't understand why this is important enough to warrant ongoing reporting. I don't mean this in a "Sadie, OMG, this is sooo dumb" way, but in a "Really, Wall St. Journal? There's nothing else to report on?" way. Or maybe a "Sometimes people cry at the worst possible time, whether on the runway or in a board…

Mauritania also still has heriditary slavery. Not really on the top of the "most progressive countries" list.

I saw a show on this once, something repectable, like National Geographic, not, you know, Unsolved Mysteries. It was pretty amazing. The dogs they had found were able to do this got it right nearly 100% of the time- they had them trained like drug-sniffing dogs. They'd sniff the patient and then sit down and bark once.

I love Wolford. Don't get any fancy ideas about expanding you leggings line, Linds. I mean it.