@saintbernadette: But it's for the Greater Good, don't you see?

@Your Screenplay Sucks: That's insane. Honestly, I think this might be the craziest thing I've read on this site.

@junkyardarts: I feel like it's not a fine line with her. Like everyone above me has mentioned, it would be nearly impossible to care for 14 children under 7, 11 of whom require various levels of extra care. In addition, from what I heard on CNN, the house they live in is going up for auction on the 5th. There's…

@Mkp-braaaains-NYC: Eh, I think it's more like, "She's a woman who is desperate for attention and makes poor choices, and she will bring us lots of attention, even just by asking her, so let's give it a shot."

Why are they at a film premier for Miss Piggy?

@BinderClip: She's got a bit of nasty in her perkiness, though, a teeny tiny mean streak. That's what makes her likeable to me. She isn't, like, stereotypical dim movie cheerleader perky.

@BAngieB: Have you seen the interview? I think you need to have a talk with your pretty, pretty girl.

What LL meant by "It's a woman empowerment thing" is "My dealer gets the best coke EVER."

@water baby: It makes me nervous for her, though, especially the getting sawed in half trick. I feel like her life is just so out there, even still, that it would be not so suprising to have everything go all CSI-style weird and actually get cut in half.

She reminds me of Patsy's sister Jackie.

@Bgirl_Hamster: Quick, call Star and Life & Style!

"Sometimes Brit wonders why she has to pay her dad. Because there are days when all he does is watch sports and make pie."

@misspell: That picture of her and Rachel Zoe is crazy. They're the same size!

I have a friend who meets guys through Craigslist and then, if she feels no connection, will then 'pass' them on to which ever friend she thinks might be a better match. Which is weird, now that I think about it: men =/= sweater from J. Crew that just didn't fit right but was so cute someone should wear it.

@labeled: Sorry, guys, it's her. This newest weight loss is really not flattering.

Re: Noted Obesity Educator Karl Lagerfeld: has anyone else read this month's Bazaar? He has this Q&A article where "readers" write in and are like, "Why are acid washed jeans back?" or "Should I buy a new tuxedo?" and shit, and I swear, every one of his answers is just like, "You should be thin, and then you can do…

@MizJenkins: Yeah. I mean, I get that he might be a really intelligent, wonderful person who took a wrong turn in life. However, there are a lot of men out there who are intelligent and wonderful and NOT IN PRISON FOR MURDER. Go talk to them.

Ha! I love love love these stories. Like the one where some jerk tried to car-jack a van in LA a few years ago. Sadly for him, it was full of fucking NINJAS.

I love the "SHOT DOWN" tag.

@Katxyz: I would totally do this just for the sheer enjoyment of eating 8000 calories a day.