@rodrigo13: I'm amazed at how many of the women seem to have had flesh photo-shopped on to them and bones photo-shopped off. WTF? "Be skinny. Be really, really skinny. Ok, now we're going to paint fake fat back on you. Good job depriving yourself of food, though. Hope that has been fun for you."

@chennui: Part of me feels bad for her; I'd be mortified. On the other hand, dude, what part of "all cars, persons and items entering the perimeter will be searched" don't you get? You couldn't leave your giant bag of vibrators at home that afternoon? Or, I don't know, drive around the restricted area?

@vamusical: My cousin was sent to man the perimeter set up around the OKC Federal Building after it was bombed. Everyone who wanted to come in or go through the area had to get out of their car and have it, and any bags, searched. One day, they were going through this young womans car and his friend was wanding her…

Man, Dina Lohan just isn't going to rest until both her daughters are beyond help, huh?

Wait, this meltdown was caused because she lost an arm-wrestling challenge?

@Triphena: Um, to clarify, I'm not saying, "Yes, I am the best bestie ever." I mean, everyone made it wonderful.

That Zombie Titles thread was wonderful.

This is the kind of ad that sends my father round the bend. Please picture a giant 50-ish dude at the dinner table, angrily turning the TV off and slamming the remote on the table before yelling, "WHO ARE THE PEOPLE THAT WANT EVERYONE TO LOOK LIKE SAD TEENAGE JUNKIES?! WHY?! WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT?!"

Also, did anyone else see this sign this morning?:

@bluebears: The only problem I've ever had with them is that the pants are clearly made with 8ft tall Swedish women in mind and have to get about 2ft of cloth hacked of before I can even hem them.

Pfft. I'm really looking forward to "The Sun Also Rises...on Zombies".

@Seirei: "It's mah hawt body I do what I want!"

@Seirei: They all pose like teens on Maury where they're introducing themselves and how baaaaad they are.

Um, you can't having chewing gum in Singapore. It's a country most famous for its many stringent laws. Why on earth would you think a naked stroll would be ok?

Oooh, that bit about the poo was gross.

I think its interesting how many people are talking about how *she* raised him and what *she* did or did not to to have a son like this and what's *her* role in his behavior. Is the father in the picture? Because I have to believe that the boy's behavior is really indicitive of how their father, not Jeanna, raised…

Wow. That is way too much effort to get high.

@Tsar-Romanov: He's like the dad from the South Park "High School Musical" episode.

Whoa, fake toenails? I think I find that craziest of all.

@Penny_Esq: It was a 'back massager". It also just happened to have a large, flat triangular head.