@Mmmmkay: Wow. So that is shaped exactly like the very best vibrator I ever had (God bless Richard Branson and his in-flight goody bags).

How can Edina be played by someone so skinny? What will she do when Penny Casperworth shows up?

@LaComtesse: Hurrah!

Yeah, you know what? If you hit on your friend's boyfriend, you ARE bad. As in, you're an asshole.

@LaComtesse: Oh, that's good. Now, can you also do the knock-off CSI episode?

@hollygirl: I feel that way about most low-crime countries. They go along with their lovely lack of daily violence and then one day BAM! "Man Kills Entire Family, All Farm Animals Before Urinating on Electric Fence While Dressed in Chicken Suit".

@hamburgerhotdog: What the hell? You can do that and not go to jail?

@Lymed: I don't know what that is, but I like the sound of it.

@Taren: Shut up! REALLY? That's amazing. It took until the late 80's for us to figure out that wasn't ok?

@Katxyz: Oh dear. I did not find C to be a cute female. I found her to be a young Art Garfunkel.

That Worst Foods list is amazing and alarming. However, they were wrong about the Worst Breakfast. I made actually made the Worst Breakfast this past Christmas morning. It contained roughtly 8000 calories, 4 million grams of fat and was AWESOME.

Wait, there was a time when child porn was NOT illegal? Really, Sweden?

@dianersb: For a second, I hovered over your link, thinking, "No. No, I don't want to do this. I don't want to live in a world where build-a-bear sells Nazi uniforms."

Ok. So. This leads to the question: What is more disturbing?

For a celebrity who can't shut up about politics and social issues, I find it really odd that Susan Sarandon who have someone kicked out of an event for asking for a few words on a major speech. I can only hope that the blogger was being really rude and pushy and not that he dared interrupt Susan mid-quiche during…

Is it my imagination or do all the ads and promos get more and more about Tyra as the cycles go on?

Because I am a big nerd, I'm almost more confused than angry. Because I see WODE (woad) and blue dye and think of the Picts, who smelled bad. Why would you want a perfume evocative of stinky tattoo nearly-cavemen?

I'm far too busy being coveteous of those closets to be offended.

I am going out of my head with this cold, largely because my father is a mad man and is obsessed with retaining as much heat as possible. To be fair, he's just had surgery and his mobility is limited, so he's getting cold very easily. However, he's had us put foam board insulation in most of the downstairs windows…

@Sweet Panda Love: The article from the journalist who wrote a book about those murders, and what he went through trying to research it is crazy, and really makes me fear for any chance of a fair trial.