@cassis: @jemandtheholograms: And was that Jenny McCarthy doing the baby-shoving?

Wait, that Candies ad was real? I thought it was a joke. Really? Seriously?

Beauticians make enough money in the UK to afford a million dollars worth of plastic surgery? Really? Peace out, guys, I'm off to renew my aesthetician's license and then hop on the next flight out of Logan.

I think I'm more worried about the sort of man who would marry someone wearing one of these than the person who would want to wear them.

Oh dear. I just bought Cindy and Bristol's dresses. Does that make me a closet Republican?

@SomeAuthorGirl: The worst part is that she doesn't recognize what a gift coming back and starting all over could be.

@Jessi Ramsey: Is Mrs. Permon the oldest living Confederate widow? Who even says that anymore?

@applejuice: Right? I thought it was one of the foods that was the best thing I could possibly eat. MAKE UP YOUR MIND, SCIENCE.

@thecameralovesyou: The Chipmunks Christmas album is one of the finest Christmas albums ever. That, the Muppet Christmas Album and Bing Crosby are all I need to get in the holiday spirit.

@MoscowNeverSleeps: Good, I'm not the only one.

@Cerridwen: Especially when the adopted kids are living with their aunt and not getting a $7000 private gym. I know, I know, I bring that up every single time there's a post about these people, but it drives me insane.

@haguenite: Seriously, GO STRAIGHT TO HELL, DO NOT PASS PURGATORY.

Um, do Drew Barrymore, Gwyneth Paltrow, SJP and Kate Moss really all have the same shaped and sized head? Because, really, what an odd thing to photoshop.

@CrazyRatLady: The Europe that Elina comes from, obvi.

@ruffians: @KittyKittyCat: Wow. The idea that someone would not report a crime because they didn't want to make another report of a black man assaulting a woman is just...I can't even get my head around that. Maybe I'm just a thoughtless asshole, but black, white, brown, purple, green: I'm going to be reporting you.

@crmac: I didn't read that as patronizing. I read it as "Please do your best, just listen to the jackass and you will be able to get through this quickly." And maybe with the "If the question doesn't make any sense" he was about to follow it up with "you don't have to answer" or something. I mean, the judge has to…

@Eeva: I don't know if the judge really has a say in it. If it's this jerk's right to cross-examine the witness, it's his right. No matter how abhorrent the judge may have found it, he may have had no choice but to let the questioning go on.

@BeSarcastic: I went to a pumpkin dinner the other week. Pumpkin bisque to start, then duck breast with pumpkin au gratin and a spice souffle with pumpkin ice cream. It was outstanding. So yes, everything should be made out of pumpkin, always.

If my husband's avatar was a cartoon Mystery, I'd kill it too.

Thank you for linking back to that Paris Hilton picture. I will never get tired of that sweet schadenfreude.