@LaComtesse: But the ANTM makeovers would be so lame if women stopped putting so much importance on their long hair!

$160 LEGGINGS? That's even more offensive than LC's $130 tee-shirt dresses.

@PhillyLass: Right? Man, when Social Services drops the ball, they seriously drop the ball.

@lynxwings: HE IS NOT THE NEW CARRIE BRADSHAW NEVER SLANDER CHUCK BASS'S GOOD NAME LIKE THAT AGAIN.

@MizValentine: A thousand times YES to this.

@Macloserboy: I think in addition to COTD, Jezebel should institute a Best Point of the Day (BPOTD), and that you should be the first recipient.

@sarah.not.palin.prepares.to.welcome.her.new.ovumlord: "Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to pull your rape forward a bit. You're in the fire lane."

I think I'm supposed to read that Peaches Geldof quote and be like, "How silly and immature she is!" but really, I like it. Good for you for being realistic and happy. I think that's a lot smarter than being like, "We're in love and we're gonna be married for a million years and everything will be puppies and…

Oh, Bubble Lady. You need help. A sealed-up shed that opens directly to the outdoors is not a sterile environment. In fact, it's the same environment your house is in. The house you spend more than half the day in. Sooo...I'ma call shenanigans on this.

Oh hai there, box o chemakuls. I kan has nutreeuntz?

@Triphena: I'm sorry, my snippiness is not meant for you, it's for the sensationalist reporting going on.

@trakkie: The murder weapon was a kitchen knife, from their shared kitchen. Of course her fingerprints were on it.

@Ipomoea: Yeah, I saw that in the Radar article. It's all horrendous. And then they all but gave the list to the press to publish, "Murderess's Many Lovers!" I feel bad for her. I really do.

There are many things I love about Italy, but their law enforcement and legal system are not among them. When I lived in Bologna, the favored method for dealing with the Gypsies and Africans selling stuff in the piazza was to chase them into traffic. It was awful. I can't imagine what a 14 hour interrogation would…

@tonightineed: What, you never got mixed up with a murderous satanic cult during your year abroad? Pfft.

Men can get breast cancer? I had no idea.

@Hamsterpants: For real. "Oh, look, that woman has a giant curved knife on a stick. My Victorinox and I are totally gonna take her down!"

You know, it's not that there is a good time to attack someone, but when your intended victim is holding a sickle? Definitely not the best time.

RIP, Carmen. We never met, but you have fed me dinner many times.

@clevernamehere: Her eulogy for him makes me cry. "Being Prime Minister is a lonely job. In a sense, it ought to be-you cannot lead from a crowd. But with Denis there I was never alone. What a man. What a husband. What a friend"