@TatianaRomanova: Good to know.

@pink_orchid_martini: I think it was like the second episode where the girls are talking about their moms and she announces she doesn't like her mom. And they girls question her a bit and then it seems like they're about to move on and Elina's like "I hate my mom." Like, oh, wait, I've got to step up my edgy game…

@GeorgeFayne: Maculay Culkin gave my mom a brownie with walnuts, knowing full well she has a nut allergy.

The only "bad" pelvic I've ever had was where the NP stole poo from my bum, but that's just funny now. But the best pelvic I've ever had was from this old dude who looked kind of like Gene Shalott(sp?). Bow tie, big old man 'fro. Super gentle, super kind, and most important, super eager to help me get rid of…

@I_can_still_pitch: But without the lovely tropical weather. It's so unfair.

@justcallmeangel: Nina Garcia put my neighbor in a Wicker Man.

@GeorgeFayne: Natalie Portman bottled my grandma.

@Laulau: You know, it was sort of hard to tell. One of them was covered with a sheet, I assumed it was a woman as no one else in their group or in the back ground was covered.

@The HZA: Seriously. "My mom didn't allow me to express my feelings." = "My mom wouldn't let me read my poetry inspired by Evanesence lyrics at Thanksgiving dinner."

@nescafe: Hey, thanks.

Actually, Mona, according to one of my grandfather's records, when you're in love, the WHOLE WORLD is Jewish. So there.

I've got a question for the Jewish Jezzies. In the Globe today, there was a picture of a family praying at the Wailing Wall, and they all appeared to have little boxes strapped to their arms and heads with leather straps. What is that? I've never seen or heard of that before.

@MeaniePants: Angelina Jolie can turn barren wasteland into verdant fields just by urinating on it.

If I look even just a quarter this beautiful while breastfeeding twins and looking after four other children, I'll be thrilled.

@Sukie in the Graveyard: Ahahaha,"don't they just go into the jungle and get the dead animals?"

@Sukie in the Graveyard: Oh, you know she's all proudly and sanctimoniously child-free.

@Jessi Ramsey: It is. I think it's a PETA or ALF slogan.

I cannot stand Elina. I am firmly convinced that all her bitching about her mother stems back to when her mom wouldn't let her paint her room black in 8th grade.

@lines: And then we'd all find ourselves in bizzaro world where Jezebels began voting for McCain en masse.

In Newfoundland, this percentage goes to like 85%. My parents went with my dad's bother and wife to Newfoundland this summer, where 3 of my 4 grandparents are from. You *have* to make dinner reservations there, apparently. So one night my uncle called and said he'd like a table for four under Parsons. Can I get…