@lalahizzledizzle: I played t-ball for about 3 weeks. I couldn't play outfield positions because I'd get bored and wander around picking flowers. And then at our first game, they had base coaches at every base but 3rd. I made it to 3rd base and didn't know where to go and everyone was yelling "Go home! GO HOME!"…

Lady, if going from blond to brunette ruins your social life, you need to seriously examine your life and the people in it.

@theruraljuror: Yeah, what is going on there? Did she have a tummy tuck or something?

If this isn't enough, there's also some adorable baby anteater footage on Cute Overload. EYE CAPSULES, yo.

@onydchic: I don't know. The entire Spears family seems to make an art form out of willful ignorance.

I can't wrap my head around not knowing that you can get pregnant while breast-feeding. It's not, for all the jokes, like she is just some dumb, naïve hick kid. She's been living in LA, has traveled the world, has the money for top medical care, and still, "Urr durr, I just didn't know?"

Over half a billion dollars? Really? I have no real knowledge of the legal system, so maybe there is some reason for suing like that, but when people sue for huge amounts of money like that, there's such a huge part of me that automatically dismisses the plaintiffs as ridiculous people out to make money.

Maddox and Butters have the same haircut. Aw, hamburgers!

@MrsMac: See, I think you might have benefited from the Gmail Goggles right there.

Where is the shirt that says TRIPHENA & CHUCK?

That picture just kicked my in the ovaries.

My last apartment looked sort of like this, but only because we had a party one night where some crazy bitch got in a fight with her boyfriend and the bottle of Chambord she threw at him hit the wall in our living room.

@truckasaurus: Never mind the liquid ranch, they put cottage cheese in their "slow cooker lasagna". A) It's supposed to be Ricotta Cheese, weirdos, and B) you boil the noodles, throw it in a pan and then bake it for 20 minutes, how much simpler can it be? You really need to use the stupid crock pot?

@truckasaurus: Wow. That is a fascinating website.

@SisterMaryMartha: Why even go to a farm and buy the vegetables when you have a billion acres of land and an army of cheap labor? Shit, make it into a homeschooling project.

@SisterMaryMartha: It's because they have nothing else to say to each other. "I actually have no idea what this person is like or what his/her hobbies or interests are, so I will just keep saying 'I love you' because that makes everything ok."

@tudobem: Why would you tell your daughter's shady boyfriend that she is easily duped and manipulated? Like, "Well, Sociopath, our daughter is very sweet and trusting...and has terribly low self-esteem and will do whatever you tell her. She'll completely give up her friends for you if you tell her she's pretty;…

@SisterMaryMartha: The whole thing was just bizarre. Like, I'm going to go propose to her, and then we can drive 1,000 miles so I can show her the house I have for us to live in- because why would she get a say in where we live? Also, if she could have leaned any further away from him while in that restaurant booth,…

Er, slightly off topic, but still speaking of engagements, did anyone else see the new Duggar Family episode where the oldest son proposes to his girlfriend and it's super-awkward because they can only do the side-buddy hug because they are saving their first kiss for their wedding?

@ExtensionOfBob: Dey took our jerbs!