@BeAgrestic: Gays are too busy having unnatural sex, going to Broadway shows and plotting to get rid of Good American Family Values to pay attention to the news. Duh.

@ext212: Well, I have to say I appreciate your candor.

@gherkinfiend: Ok, you've unintentionally made me laugh in a very sad time. See, my mom babysat this kid, maybe 4 or 5 years old, who wanted goldfish. So he begged and begged and finally his mom got him the fish. The next morning, it was dead in the bowl. So she went back to the store and got a new one. Again,…

You're wrong, Rupert is happy and alive and frockling in a teacup full of cotton candy and daisies. LALALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOULALALALA

I thought that Ryan Goslin and Rachel McAdams had been married and divorced already? Am I losing my mind?

@Buenavista: I had it twice, once in 5th grade and then again in 7th. Though I think its not really something I caught again so much as had a re-occurrence of. However, that was the last time I was sick. It's like my immune system was like, well, let's not do this again and it's been 16 years since I've had so much…

I work in Cambridge, MA, which is a terrible place for a Republican to be, so I try to avoid political conversations at work.

Personally, I thought the David Byrne one looks more like Max Headroom.

@eleanorstrousers: YES! Why don't more people get that?

@Blair Waldorf (formerly socalsnarkstress): Yeah, sex goes way down on the Things I Want Now list after the alcohol/xanax combo. Like, under running a marathon and shearing sheep. Top of the list: my pillow-top mattress, a soft blanket, and something on tv stupid enough that a drunk marmoset could follow.

@63words: For real. If only all people about to commit a murder-suicide would start with themselves first the world would be a much better place.

I can't relate to being a total twitchy spazz, but I can relate to the not pumping myself full of unwarranted optimism. People will describe me as being negative or too hard on myself, but I'm really not. I am realistic about my limitations and failures, and I acknowledge them, learn from them and move on. I don't…

@Patsy_Stone: She was home-schooled, so her parents may have been THE major emphasis in her upbringing.

Slower internet access=more time for sweet turtle lovin'. This is why the Slowskis have such a strong marriage.

snide remark about how fat the Olsen twins have become.

Daniel Craig in Layer Cake. Which is why I don't date, because that's the sort of bullshit choices I make.

@KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: It pretty much saved the life of a girl I went to school with. She had some glandular problem and stunk, all the time. Like, within an hour of showering, she would be smell like the smelliest homeless person you've ever seen. Er, smelled. Whatever. Anyway, the Botox paralyzed…

@hortense: Oooh, I wish I had thought of that for the "Things That Should Be Sins But Aren't" post yesterday.

@Cattivella: Irrational haters of basic Windows fonts unite!

I don't think I could sleep with someone knowing that I was number 201. Keep your gonerstaphherpillus to yourself, thanks. Also, your standards cannot be that high if you're pulling those kind of numbers, and I don't want to be part of that club.