Surely given the subject matter of the film, the grade should have been C++?

Right, I remember how we’d go into church, dip fingers in the holy water, genuflect and then do forward rolls up to the pew.

My guess about the angels is that, with time being all super wibbly, out-of-order, the Angels are starving, since their whole thing is feeding off the linearity of the time you lose being sent back. So they’re actually desperate for the Doctor’s help.

I guess as long as Kara hasn’t been openly calling Clark her cousin- I think she did to Jimmy and Cat, but they know anyway- it should be fine? But Supergirl has openly called Superman her cousin, so if people know Kara and Clark are cousins they have problems. Of course Supergirl would never have chosen to have Kara…

Great concept. I would not want to clean that kitchen counter.

I think it was meant to suggest that 45 was the president since later on the nuke was going to be dropped on the 4th of July because the president thought it was pretty cool.

Sean Spicer has a cameo. It isn’t long, but I bailed on the movie at that point. Normalizing Spicer, after he worked for that monster, Trump, is not something I am willing to do. Zach Snyder can buzz off with that shit.

The remake was pretty good...except when it had to be a Child’s Play remake. I think it would have bern better if it had been just a movie about a Mark Hamill-voiced robot doll that goes homicidal. It would have given them more flexibility in the design and we could have had a new horror franchise to enjoy. 

I get the feeling that this ends with ad space being sold in your brain and gizmodo is going to spend 1/4th of it's time deriding the idea and 3/4ths of it's time leveraging the ad space and lecturing us on the independence of editorial and monetization teams

Ahem

My after-school babysister, circa kindergarten to second grade, only had a few VHS tapes to shove on in regular rotation to keep up distracted. I must have seen ‘The Brave Little Toaster’ upwards of 40 times. As I got older I realized it wasn’t just funny talking lamps - that film is deeply screwed up. Especially the…

Would Superman III be considered a kids movie? Because if so, then that one scene. F*ck no I’m not going to link to it.

I mean, technically they still have a heritage. They are part of the Air Force which was the Army Air Corp, which is a century old. And the Army Air Corp was part of the Army, which stretches back to the Continental Army of George Washington.

I can only hope that these will be clips from the movies with narration by Michael Peña as Luis.

1) His first name is actually Enoch, not Farmer. The judge at the beginning literally says so.

Major props if Brad Boimler is in this novel.

I was annoyed when I saw ‘the one good scene’ wasn’t a tag I could click on.

Absolutely t might not have worked — which was Mack’s “let Daisy do her part — no matter the cost” line.

Even Deke stranded in yet another universe and even further in the past got to be not only music god but also Director of SHIELD.

I’m loving all of this sprots coverage lately on The Slot.  Top notch stuff.  I hope it inspires G/O Media to start a sprots website, something without access, favor or discretion.