TO G/O MEDIA: I’m a person who fits right smack dab in the middle of the most coveted advertising demo. This post is indicative of the content I have most enjoyed from this site over the past 10 years that I’ve been a regular visitor. Please allow your very talented writers to continue doing this sort of work, and I…

Yeah the autoplay is fucking obnoxious. Why aren’t they at least muted by default?

Seriously. I hate that Splinter is gone and the sad thing is, I don’t miss it as much for their own posts as for the bulk of smart commenters who dug deeper and offered additional links and information. I can read the news anywhere, but I don’t dip into comment sections anywhere outside of the GMG...which I guess…

“Those memorials kill the birds.  They kill all the birds, and it gives you memorial cancer!”

Im totally pro union except for LEOs. All cops are bad. 

This obsession with Hilary is the longest Trump has ever been faithful to one woman.

With the angled display, it reminds me of the Knight Industries 2000. Chop off the top and bottom of the steering wheel, and it feels even moreso.

I’m going to use this as an opportunity to talk about an uncomfortable truth that many Americans are scared to acknowledge even though they know it’s true.......

That’s a more charitable take on these surcharges than I’d give restaurateurs credit for. Here in the Seattle area these sort of surcharges coincidentally started appearing right around when the minimum wage was raised to $15/hr., and at the time some business owners were quite vocal in their opposition to it. It’s no…

I am so tired of this “it took him 33 years to come out.” Are gays supposed to come out the moment they are born? Jesus Christ this is so fucking stupid.

OMFG

To be considered buying votes, this would have to be a poll tax. If it’s a poll tax, it’s illegal.

Thanks. I just hit my wife in the eye with a quarter because she brought me a drink and I instinctively tipped because of this column.

Always tip the ticket taker. If you can’t afford to tip the ticket taker 85%, you can’t afford to go to the movies. Full stop, no exceptions.

No mention of how much I should tip the ticket taker for ignoring my shrimp salad sandwich and 22oz can of Steel Reserve?

I kept looking for Zack, and then realized that he’s the one who looks like Mr. Belding. 😧

And all this time I thought Saved by the Bell took place in high school, but I guess it must have been elementary school because all these people look amazing!

And was I wrong, but was Pike literally just one the other side of a single door when a photo torpedo went off (that blew off the front 1/3 of the saucer), but he was fine?  Huh?

Not that I thought the blue eyes joke was comedic brilliance or anything, but I’ve seen serious recappers groaning about the joke, when I thought it was perfect.