When I was washing dishes and busing tables as a starving punk just out of raccoon school, I wouldn’t think twice about eating someone’s leftovers when the plates came back, unless there was like a wad of gum or a cigarette butt in the middle of it or something gross like that.

Everyone I know who’s watched Disco has told me the Short Treks have been available for them to watch, whether it is CBSAA, Netflix or even Canadian TV. If people miss them that’s their own choice.  They aren’t hidden away as far as I know.

Jennifer Goines did it better. And in French. And 100 years ago.

Plz stop linking us to your Slack (Media Matters link). This is not the first Dirt Bag where I've encountered this :/

“waiters and others in the food service industry work difficult jobs”

“Stop buying canned, chopped tomatoes.” “I don’t like this product, so you should stop using it.”
No. Also, no.
They’re extremely convenient and I make great spaghetti sauce with them. I DO WHAT I WANT!

Me. Because the cookie is good. And the icing is vile.

“This is the Good Place; wouldn’t all Oreos be Double Stuf?”

Nonsense. in the Good Place Oreos wouldn’t come with any of that garbage sucrose American-nightmare frosting shit, they’d just be tasty chocolate cookies in a charming round shape.

I’ve enjoyed the atmospheric sound of this series, but it’s undeniable that going full-on worked well here.

Ann Coulter exists in the uncanny valley. She looks too human to be a mannequin, but she doesn’t look nearly human enough to be mistaken for the real thing. She looks like a very talented pastry chef covered a skull with flesh-colored fondant.

No. Their employer is stiffing the staff. Customers should tip, but they are not responsible for complying with labor laws.

My rule: if I paid at a counter, I’m not tipping. Neither should these kids unless they’re sitting down with a menu, getting actual table service and paying at the end.

This is easy- My first real job out of college was an account executive for a major cosmetic giant. I got promoted to a larger account and was told my boss would *challenge* me. She was a religious fanatic and a complete fuckface asshole that used her Catholic faith to belittle, demean, and insult everyone she worked…

The year I came out, my mom got me a book along the lines of “Jesus Can Give Anyone A New Beginning!” and a stress ball.

they’re literally taking money out of a server’s pocket

On the other hand, you didn’t serve me a tax. This is why tipping needs to go away. Pay a f***ing salary and be done with it. Somehow everywhere else on Earth has figured it out.

I like the Samus design, but I still dig the more classic look to represent an alien suit of armor. This version looks very human.

You’re obnoxious and deviant. I like that in a person.

My neighborhood gets quite a few adults, sans costumes, armed with a Northgate Market shopping bag, panhandling for candy (I can’t say they’re trick or treating, because none of them even say ‘trick or treat’). Throughout the year, we save all the soy sauce, ketchup, hot sauce, ranch, etc... packets, and when these…

One of our neighbors gives out a toothbrush. And two full size Snickers.