I am so tired of this “it took him 33 years to come out.” Are gays supposed to come out the moment they are born? Jesus Christ this is so fucking stupid.

OMFG

To be considered buying votes, this would have to be a poll tax. If it’s a poll tax, it’s illegal.

Thanks. I just hit my wife in the eye with a quarter because she brought me a drink and I instinctively tipped because of this column.

Always tip the ticket taker. If you can’t afford to tip the ticket taker 85%, you can’t afford to go to the movies. Full stop, no exceptions.

No mention of how much I should tip the ticket taker for ignoring my shrimp salad sandwich and 22oz can of Steel Reserve?

I kept looking for Zack, and then realized that he’s the one who looks like Mr. Belding. 😧

And all this time I thought Saved by the Bell took place in high school, but I guess it must have been elementary school because all these people look amazing!

And was I wrong, but was Pike literally just one the other side of a single door when a photo torpedo went off (that blew off the front 1/3 of the saucer), but he was fine?  Huh?

Not that I thought the blue eyes joke was comedic brilliance or anything, but I’ve seen serious recappers groaning about the joke, when I thought it was perfect.

When I was washing dishes and busing tables as a starving punk just out of raccoon school, I wouldn’t think twice about eating someone’s leftovers when the plates came back, unless there was like a wad of gum or a cigarette butt in the middle of it or something gross like that.

Everyone I know who’s watched Disco has told me the Short Treks have been available for them to watch, whether it is CBSAA, Netflix or even Canadian TV. If people miss them that’s their own choice.  They aren’t hidden away as far as I know.

Jennifer Goines did it better. And in French. And 100 years ago.

Plz stop linking us to your Slack (Media Matters link). This is not the first Dirt Bag where I've encountered this :/

“waiters and others in the food service industry work difficult jobs”

“Stop buying canned, chopped tomatoes.” “I don’t like this product, so you should stop using it.”
No. Also, no.
They’re extremely convenient and I make great spaghetti sauce with them. I DO WHAT I WANT!

Me. Because the cookie is good. And the icing is vile.

“This is the Good Place; wouldn’t all Oreos be Double Stuf?”

Nonsense. in the Good Place Oreos wouldn’t come with any of that garbage sucrose American-nightmare frosting shit, they’d just be tasty chocolate cookies in a charming round shape.

I’ve enjoyed the atmospheric sound of this series, but it’s undeniable that going full-on worked well here.