Ann Coulter exists in the uncanny valley. She looks too human to be a mannequin, but she doesn’t look nearly human enough to be mistaken for the real thing. She looks like a very talented pastry chef covered a skull with flesh-colored fondant.

No. Their employer is stiffing the staff. Customers should tip, but they are not responsible for complying with labor laws.

My rule: if I paid at a counter, I’m not tipping. Neither should these kids unless they’re sitting down with a menu, getting actual table service and paying at the end.

This is easy- My first real job out of college was an account executive for a major cosmetic giant. I got promoted to a larger account and was told my boss would *challenge* me. She was a religious fanatic and a complete fuckface asshole that used her Catholic faith to belittle, demean, and insult everyone she worked…

The year I came out, my mom got me a book along the lines of “Jesus Can Give Anyone A New Beginning!” and a stress ball.

they’re literally taking money out of a server’s pocket

On the other hand, you didn’t serve me a tax. This is why tipping needs to go away. Pay a f***ing salary and be done with it. Somehow everywhere else on Earth has figured it out.

I like the Samus design, but I still dig the more classic look to represent an alien suit of armor. This version looks very human.

You’re obnoxious and deviant. I like that in a person.

My neighborhood gets quite a few adults, sans costumes, armed with a Northgate Market shopping bag, panhandling for candy (I can’t say they’re trick or treating, because none of them even say ‘trick or treat’). Throughout the year, we save all the soy sauce, ketchup, hot sauce, ranch, etc... packets, and when these…

One of our neighbors gives out a toothbrush. And two full size Snickers.

That’s been killing me about BBC America’s presentation of the show for awhile. The episodes are written with obvious act break’s for commercials but BBCA just blasts through those and puts the commercials and other total momentum killing moments instead

Not only that, but the previews of what we’re about to see in 5 minutes peppered in between commercial breaks was insane. I don’t need previews of the show I am watching IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHOW I AM WATCHING.

There really were a LOT of commercials and I continue to hate their mid-commercial break "this scene will be on in five minutes' bits.

This was a big problem last season too. We’re not even getting the final “crash” of music before the credits! They just fade out!

Chidi misspelling Plato as Palto on the dry erase board after not sleeping. I loved tha small, very realistic on no sleep, gag. 

Looks like a perfect spot to open a Farmer’s Market, maybe sell some locally grown cabbage.

“Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.”

If you need to explain that your comments aren’t racist...
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... to actual racists who strongly agree with you....

Why doesn’t it just randomly play the conversations of yours Alexa has already recorded? 🤔