I just received our first one, tuned all the way up. I’m configuring it now. AMA.

I don’t know why but this one tickled the piss out of my funny bone.

Top down windows up is a terrible look. The car equivalent of hiking your shorts up to your armpits. I guess you could come up with reasons to do it, but it still looks like shit. Embrace the outdoors! Top down, windows down.

I’m going to test drive a car that has never been and is not currently on my “want” list. It’s not that I don’t like them, they’re just not my style. However one of my co workers who is also a car head is tired of listening to my 997 woes. He also hates Subaru’s, and can’t understand why I don’t want a Mustang. He…

I’m on a looooong support call with Dell all over an MS office activation...So let’s do the 3 most like candidates for my next purchase. Marry one, fuck one, kill one. When considering fucking a car, let’s think of it as getting to drive the hell out of it for a day rather than actually fucking it. You can actually…

I asked Oppo to rate my listing on Monday. Here it is two days later and my wheels are SOLD! I listed for $800, hoped for $600 and got $650.

A conference phone to be precise. I just had one installed in our large conference room at work. Mics in the ceiling, Crestron controller etc... Really nice but I’d rather have a car.

Because this is NEAT.

Trying to slang my winter set from the S3. What do you think?

Last weekend I was listening to hardcore history while pressure washing my house. All the talk about cannons reminded me that those cool-ass foam cannons for washing cars exist! So I bought one along with some Chemical Guys Mr. Pink wash and a clay kit. Everything arrives tomorrow and I am super excited about it!

After much deliberation and some suggestions from Textured Soy Protein, I decided on another pair of Nike’s. I was almost all set on a pair of Brooks Ghost 11's because my Ghost 10's have been good, but Nike’s just look so awesome. I will probably scoop up a pair of Ghost 11's so that I have something to switch out…

My friend has two brand new 2018 Subarus. An Outback and an Impreza wagon. Both have now been hit while parked on the street. Last night the car that hit his left some evidence...

Getting the forester in beach mode to take the family to the Hamptons for a long weekend. It’s the baby’s first trip to the beach, I’mma surf some tiny waves, go out to a fancy dinner or two, and relax. Happy Friday!

Some of you may have heard of Candy Lab Toys. I’ve been eyeballing their products for a while, but they quickly sell out of the really cool cars in the really cool colors. They’re also not “impulse buy” cheap, but they baited my by sending me two tires for their cars. I leaned them up against the M3 model in my office…

Happy Tuesday

I’m a big fan of big wave surfing even though I personally only ride little waves. It’s one of those things that has memorized me since the first time I saw someone ride a wave that was twice as tall as he. I don’t think there is anything more rad that a human being can do on this earth than riding down a gigantic…